Comments on: Wow.

By: dorkafork

dorkafork — Sat, 30 Apr 2005 02:57:11 +0000

I love the proper use of the epithet “Fool”.

By: The LLama Butchers

The LLama Butchers — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 18:35:50 +0000

My reign as King of the Mole People continues

Today has just been dreadful: it’s cold and rainy, the Exit Strategy articulated by my cold is though my chest, and we have a faculty meeting this afternoon. Blah. I did however bring the laptop with me so that I…

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 14:32:15 +0000

This story works better orally, but here goes….

Years ago, a friend of mine and his friend were applying for a job and came to a point on the application where it asked “Are you willing to rell-o-kate?”

They looked at each other and shrugged. “I don’t know…maybe. Would you rell-o-kate?”

“I have no idea what rell-o-kate is.”

At that point, another guy who was applying spoke up and said, “Uh, guys…it’s ‘relocate’.”

By: ricki

ricki — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 12:33:07 +0000

Sitting all alone in my office, I am laughing.

I am SO forwarding that one to my colleague whose area of specialty is in biotech.

By: j swift

j swift — Fri, 29 Apr 2005 04:11:33 +0000

He wants to learn beeyotch huh? Does that mean he wants to be a pimp.

By: popskull

popskull — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 22:00:12 +0000

That was an awesome one, red. It made me laugh sitting here. The friend’s disgusted reaction makes it. “Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?”

By: Dave J

Dave J — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 21:25:24 +0000

“911 dispatcher here, please state the nature of the emergency.”

“He’s not moving or breathing.”

“First, make sure he’s dead.”

[sound of a gunshot]

“OK, now what?”

By: red

red — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 21:14:38 +0000

hahaha

By: Scott Janssens

Scott Janssens — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 21:02:30 +0000

Gah! The braces didn’t show. It should go like this:

:cell phone ring:

Hello, this is security.

:pause:

I’ll be right there.

:flush:

By: Scott Janssens

Scott Janssens — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 21:00:52 +0000

Today in the Men’s room, from a stall:

Hello, this is security.

I’ll be right there.