Comments on: Thinking About Cato

By: Wutzizname

Wutzizname — Mon, 08 Mar 2004 17:09:09 +0000

Fee, you were so close.
Emily, for your reference, it was ‘Pink Panther Strikes Again’.
“Oh, you mean a Hhhroom?”
http://inspectorclouseau.com/sounds/room.wav

Another favorite of mine…
“…zat is not my dog.”
http://inspectorclouseau.com/sounds/bite.wav

Speaking of Inspector Clouseau, my brother and I used to attack each other quite often after school. Himself being older, he’d always come home saying… “Caaaatoooo…” in that horrible impression of Peter Sellers, where I’d immediately know the game was afoot. It was very ‘Calvin & Hobbes’. Typically, we’d fight until a parent separated us, or something was broken, whichever came first.

“…the ways of the Master are never direct.”

hahahaha.

Jim, hit the bar, and get yourself a Sidecar. You’ve earned it.

…psst…Emily…when he returns, be sure he doesn’t suspect a thing. I suggest hiding in the copy room.

By: Bulëdolion

Bulëdolion — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 21:30:04 +0000

How can an elf debate be great? Tell me, I’m curious.

By: Bulëdolion

Bulëdolion — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 21:28:34 +0000

goat fucking on crowded playgrounds?

oh yeah, Kali-for-n-i-a politics.!

By: Bill McCabe

Bill McCabe — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 21:26:38 +0000

You know, I thought getting rid of the “Legolas Free Zone” bit had ended the Great Elf Debate.

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 21:18:38 +0000

Really? I thought the slippery slope led to goat fucking on crowded playgrounds?

By: Bulëdolion

Bulëdolion — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 21:13:24 +0000

Ya know Emmmmssss, the Great Governor Wallace would have viewed you Elf Obssession as nothing less than a slippery slope leading to pedophilia and gay marriage.

By: Bill McCabe

Bill McCabe — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 21:06:52 +0000

I don’t do lying well, but I’ll give it a shot.

That’s assuming they even have it, Blockbuster did junk more than 50% of their VHS inventory last year.

By: Bulëdolion

Bulëdolion — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 21:04:09 +0000

George Wallace? mortification?

By: red

red — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 21:02:31 +0000

You can face the mortification of the fine, can’t you?? Just blame it on an irresponsible friend or something.

“I let my friend use my card and they didn’t return the movies…”

By: Bill McCabe

Bill McCabe — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 21:00:28 +0000

Yes, yes, yes. I have the movies on my list, but I may stop by Blockbuster anyway.