I know it’s been crazy around here … with the whole no irony thing … and the pirate shirts … and the tire swings … and the general awfulness …
but I would just like to take things down a minute, mmkay?
Just slow things down …
take a moment …
slow …
sh …
That one looks like he’s just about to break out into song. A clinched fist, heart-pounding ballad about how badly he’s fucked up with the woman of his dreams.
Torture
It seems that today Sheila has decided to convert her blog into a medieval torture device today. Please. Stop. Hurting. Me. For the love and sake of humanity….
Sheesh.. what has the sea done to deserve that?
Or like he’s just taken a hit off some crack-pipe somewhere.
Jesus, Mary, Joseph
Sometimes I think there is something to the claim that there is too much information on the web. When, you ask? Why, when Sheila suddenly has an attack of Hasslehoffapalooza, that’s when! And not just one, but another and another…
Why God why couldn’t that tsunami instead struck that very spot at that very time?