You deserve a break today

Posted on February 16, 2005 by sheila

You also deserve to be very very VERY scared of photos such as these.

My particular favorite? The one of her sitting on the beach, staring longingly at the sunset. It is truly psychotic.

Please click. And be prepared for the fear.\

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19 Responses to You deserve a break today

  1. Bill McCabe says:
    February 16, 2005 at 4:37 pm

    The real shame is that she looks like she might be cute.

  2. red says:
    February 16, 2005 at 4:38 pm

    The one of her posed up against the huge Ronald doll is so scary and so funny.

  3. peteb says:
    February 16, 2005 at 4:39 pm

    You forgot to mention the nightmares still to come..

    That menu photo will haunt me for years.

  4. peteb says:
    February 16, 2005 at 4:40 pm

    Ermm.. that’s ‘menu’ as in the one on the left of the page.

  5. JFH says:
    February 16, 2005 at 5:36 pm

    Channeling my immature college days (Uhh, make that my VERY immature college days ‘cus my wife says I still haven’t crossed that “mature” threshold yet):

    Hey, I’d do her… except that I have coulrophobia.

  6. Popskull says:
    February 16, 2005 at 6:39 pm

    That Bjork is sure one crazy mutha.

  7. MikeR says:
    February 16, 2005 at 6:47 pm

    Maybe she’s not really psychotic – she could be some sort of extreme performance artist trying to make a statement about the socio-political ramifications of the ubiquitous entanglement of globalized commercial enterprises with the modern nation state…

  8. mere says:
    February 16, 2005 at 6:48 pm

    did you read the comments on that site? they all have pictures..

  9. wutzizname says:
    February 16, 2005 at 7:07 pm

    Reading the comments, she seems friendly and polite enough.

    Upon seeing it for the first time, I hesitated on several points:

    1. She went to all the trouble of decorating the site in a way that would make the McDonald’s Corporation/Conglomerate/Whatevathefulk’s human resources department run in sheer terror.

    2. She made/ordered/found this costume for the sole purpose of making whatever creative expression this is. I’m not sure if she is actually saying that she Loves McDonald’s, so much as she’s possibly demonstrating a unique sort of fetish. (Y’know, like the furries?)

    3. She looks disturbingly cute when you look past the frightening clown outfit, which might be my own issue.

    She does however make a gesture of putting up a different image once a week, which is a sign of dedication. I may not truly understand why she’s doing it, but admittedly, I was frightened at first.

    Eegads, I hope that she isn’t luring people in to their doom, or anything….

  10. susie says:
    February 16, 2005 at 7:17 pm

    Wow – I think she’d be fatter than she is? Maybe she doesn’t eat the food?

    She should get together with this guy:
    http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
    They could party.

  11. Emily says:
    February 16, 2005 at 7:19 pm

    OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOT THE PETER PAN GUY. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH.

  12. Mr. Lion says:
    February 16, 2005 at 8:03 pm

    $20 says she’s hiding a very large knife behind her back in several of those photos.

    Shiver.

  13. Laura says:
    February 16, 2005 at 8:23 pm

    Still not as bad as Paula Abdul’s outfit.

  14. skinnydan says:
    February 16, 2005 at 9:55 pm

    That’s just disturbing. But the Peter Pan guy will probably give me nightmares for months.

    There’s a point where “harmless fantasy” elides right into “creepy”, and I think Mr. Neverneverland has crossed that line.

  15. annika says:
    February 16, 2005 at 11:54 pm

    Lol! How do you find this stuff?

  16. Alex says:
    February 17, 2005 at 1:13 am

    I will never forgive you for showing me this, Sheila. Not ever.

  17. Barry says:
    February 17, 2005 at 9:55 am

    But if she posts pictures of herself posing with six small frightened children standing next to a sewer drain….there may be trouble ahead.

  18. Emily says:
    February 17, 2005 at 11:23 am

    Alex,
    I’m planning revenge myself. I mean, as if the David Hasselhoff thing wasn’t bad enough.

  19. Chris says:
    February 17, 2005 at 2:48 pm

    I find myself repeatedly drawn back into it and I’m at a loss to explain why. It’s both ghastly and mesmerizing. Remember the first time you saw the “Odessa Steps” sequence? It’s like that, but with clowns.