Wow.

Posted on April 28, 2005 by sheila

Good luck with that job search, kid.

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10 Responses to Wow.

  1. Scott Janssens says:
    April 28, 2005 at 5:00 pm

    Today in the Men’s room, from a stall:

    Hello, this is security.

    I’ll be right there.

  2. Scott Janssens says:
    April 28, 2005 at 5:02 pm

    Gah! The braces didn’t show. It should go like this:

    :cell phone ring:

    Hello, this is security.

    :pause:

    I’ll be right there.

    :flush:

  4. Dave J says:
    April 28, 2005 at 5:25 pm

    “911 dispatcher here, please state the nature of the emergency.”

    “He’s not moving or breathing.”

    “First, make sure he’s dead.”

    [sound of a gunshot]

    “OK, now what?”

  5. popskull says:
    April 28, 2005 at 6:00 pm

    That was an awesome one, red. It made me laugh sitting here. The friend’s disgusted reaction makes it. “Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?”

  6. j swift says:
    April 29, 2005 at 12:11 am

    He wants to learn beeyotch huh? Does that mean he wants to be a pimp.

  7. ricki says:
    April 29, 2005 at 8:33 am

    Sitting all alone in my office, I am laughing.

    I am SO forwarding that one to my colleague whose area of specialty is in biotech.

  8. Mark says:
    April 29, 2005 at 10:32 am

    This story works better orally, but here goes….

    Years ago, a friend of mine and his friend were applying for a job and came to a point on the application where it asked “Are you willing to rell-o-kate?”

    They looked at each other and shrugged. “I don’t know…maybe. Would you rell-o-kate?”

    “I have no idea what rell-o-kate is.”

    At that point, another guy who was applying spoke up and said, “Uh, guys…it’s ‘relocate’.”

  9. The LLama Butchers says:
    April 29, 2005 at 2:35 pm

    My reign as King of the Mole People continues

    Today has just been dreadful: it’s cold and rainy, the Exit Strategy articulated by my cold is though my chest, and we have a faculty meeting this afternoon. Blah. I did however bring the laptop with me so that I…

  10. dorkafork says:
    April 29, 2005 at 10:57 pm

    I love the proper use of the epithet “Fool”.