Do not be GLIB!
Tom Cruise knows a lot of stuff.
(I think my favorite part is “”Listen, Conan. You shouldn’t be sitting here, leading America on, by saying that the space shuttle is lifted from the ground by the burning of liquid oxygen from the booster tanks. That’s just not true. NASA “scientists” [makes diacritical marks] have known since 1947 that the only way to get propulsion of such magnitude is to defy the artificial gravity created by Xenu that keeps us tethered to Earth–they’ve known this since 1947, and they keep telling you otherwise. I know for a fact that if you can perform a high-enough level audit, you can fly. I fly all the time. The first time I flew my heterosexual girlfriend Penelope Cruz crapped her pants.”)
hahahaha
But please. NO MORE GLIBNESS. Accept the Cruise-ology. Accept. Surrender.
bwaaaahahahahahaha!!!
It just gets better and better. More Tom! Keep goin, Baby!!!!!!!
I laughed so hard the Thetans in my chest were pounding like the road company of Stomp!
Hahahaha.. yeah, the flying..
and this one..
“Now, I’ve read the history of physics–I have read the histories, looked at the data and you’re being glib, Regis. Glib, glib, glib! Z bosons are not elementary physics particles, but in fact are the proportionate mass-carrying particles for when a thetan leaves the body upon clearing. Believe me, I’ve seen it a thousand times.”
I’m going to have t-shirts made that read “MY THETANS ARE ON RITALIN.”
Who wants one?
ME!!! Me Me Me!!
Print them up, Emily.
I love when he tells Regis not to interrupt him.
hahahaha
I’ll take one!
Emily – hahahaha I totally want one!
Okay, guys. I’ll see what I can do to make some up later in the evening.
Something special…
For Emily and Sheila. And they know why….
Emily.
XXL, please.
Season of Crazy
Oriana Fallaci – because you need to read it. To remember. NEVER FORGET.
The Declaration of Independence “We hold these truths to be self evident that all …