I thought I was jaded

I truly did. I thought I could no longer be shocked. Or frightened. I thought I had become immune.

But you know what? I look at the image below and find that I still have the capacity to be creeped out down to my innermost bone marrow.

Stare at it at your peril.

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28 Responses to I thought I was jaded

  1. mere says:

    what a freak.

  2. red says:

    HAHAHAHA I LOVE that you are the first one to respond … hahahaha

  3. Jayne says:

    it hurts my eyes

  4. Hank says:

    I am so sick of Cruise.
    And to think, he’s going to be a dad.

    Think he’ll ever look back on how he’s been this past year and be embarrassed?

    Regards, Hank

    ps Happy New Year and thanks for all the enjoyment
    you’ve provided through your writings on
    this site.

  5. red says:

    Hank – as ever, you are most welcome! Happy new year to you too!

    And no – I think Cruise is beyond shame now. He has absolutely ZERO sense of himself and how he comes across. Hard to believe – but I think it’s true!

  6. Rude1 says:

    Great, now what do I do? Can someone help me pull the pencils out of my eyes? I unconciously stabbed myself…
    BTW, BBC has an interesting article on the Tomscum. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4564944.stm

  7. red says:

    Rude – I saw that!!

    Hmmm, you would think that getting a new and strict publicist would keep such a poll from ever seeing the light of day -but the damage of the last year has been done. Open season on Cruise now – he has lost that protective bubble he used to have around him.

  8. Rude1 says:

    Hmmm, Protective bubble… Maybe he needs a bubble to protect us FROM him… Talk amongst yourselves :)

  9. Emily says:

    That picture’s been doctored. In the original photo, his eyes were glowing.

  10. Rude1 says:

    Now THAT’S funny!

  11. Patrick says:

    He has absolutely ZERO sense of himself and how he comes across.

    How can someone like this be a good actor? Oh, wait…

  12. Alex Nunez says:

    He is a smiling lunatic. I think that he has an unbilled part as the mask in V For Vendetta.

  13. dorkafork says:

    Heeerre’s Johnny!

  14. Stevie says:

    The way he talks about the child in utero like it’s the greatest event ever to happen (okay, second only to meeting that magnificent woman!) makes me wonder: what do his first two kids think? He’s been abominable to the sensibilities of his adopted children, if you ask me. Two OT levels back, Colonel Dipshit.

  15. red says:

    hahahaha with the demotion of OT levels … hee hee hee hee

  16. Mitch says:

    You only thought you had plumbed the uttermost depths of human depravity. Little did you realize that there is yet another layer so foul that I dare not speak its name. Click at the peril of your immortal soul.

  17. Just1Beth says:

    Tom wants to know if you have seen the spoof about Tom Cruise kills Oprah. Talk about being creeped out…

  18. Dave E says:

    Not doing it Mitch. Many of us regular readers, scarred beyond our years, always check for hoff links. Nope, not doing it.

  19. Bud says:

    As freaky as that is (as he’s become), what’s very sad is that Katie has assumed the same vacuous smile.

    Happy New Year, Red, and thanks for the ’05 memories.

  20. Bud says:

    As freaky as that is (as he’s become), what’s very sad is that Katie has assumed the same vacuous smile.

    Happy New Year, Red, and thanks for the ’05 memories.

  21. Bud says:

    Sorry for the double post!

  22. Dave E says:

    (sniff) Heh….no way red.

  23. red says:

    Dave E (or should I say Onbase housing) – I know. You’ve been burned by my blind links way too many times!

  24. Dave E says:

    Eh…You’ll probably get me again someday. It’s worth the risk. Happy New Year. :)

  25. Serenity says:

    Oh bloody hell…was that really necessary Red?

    I’m going to need counseling now.

  26. Alex says:

    The amount of Crazy is immeasurable. It’s delicious.

  27. Mark says:

    I could only think of one thing when I saw that. Since I have the day off, I Photoshopped my waking nightmare for all to enjoy.

    Clicky

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