That video is not safe for work, by the way. Due to its total awesomeness.
Here is a big post I wrote for Washington’s birthday in 2010.
I love my father’s quote the best: “We were so lucky.” This hurts now to post. But I will not allow assholes and criminals and sociopaths and evil racists to take away my patriotism.
One of my favorite internet videos of all time. I crack up every time I watch it. I mean, George Washington is fucking the shit out of a bear. That is the funny right there.
I like it when he turns into a centaur.
Thank you for this welcome reprieve and reminder of this video, the second greatest thing in the world. A god of the ages: not content to let the schoolhouse burn, he pushes it off a cliff. I love this guy. If you ever get the time or inclination, Neeley’s China, Il is peculiar and magnificent — or even better, check out the first greatest thing in the world, his Wizard People, Dear Reader.
Okay I have to listen to the Wizard People, Dear Reader when I have some time – it sounds HILARIOUS.
When you sync it up to the movie it’s hysterical!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my dearly beloved, awesome, truly badass (I didnt say perfect) “dead boyfriend.” There has been no one else like you in all of history. What a man!
Sharon!! Good to hear from you! Hope you are well!
as you can imagine, the fact that my own “dead boyfriend” has taken over Broadway – (and YOUR “dead boyfriend” plays a beautiful role in that) – has done my heart good!