My cousin Mike and I re-enacted the James Frey-Oprah standoff for Mitchell and my cousin Matt.
Me as Oprah: “Was the dentist scene real?”
Mike as James Frey: “Well, you know, there were some parts of it that were …. Oh hell. No. I made the whole thing up.”
Me as Oprah: (deep breath, turn away, blink rapidly, nod a couple of times as though trying to accept the unthinkable)
