November 07, 2003

Another hysterical referral log

Somebody got to me by typing "rude pictures oompa loompas" into Google.

Glad I could be of service, guys. Glad I could be of service.

Posted by sheila
Comments

Oompa Loompas always kind of freaked me out.

Posted by: Emily at November 7, 2003 03:30 PM

Maybe I'm insane, but I always thought there was something disturbingly sexual about Oompa Loompas.

Posted by: red at November 7, 2003 03:37 PM

OH. MY. GOD.

Sheila, "insane" doesn't even begin to describe it. Get help. Please.

Posted by: Emily at November 7, 2003 03:53 PM

So my comment clearly goes under the label of Too Much Information.

All I know is: those little orange freaks skeeved me out when I was a kid and I did not know why.

I've been in deep Freudian analysis for many many years, trying to get to the heart of the issue.

Posted by: red at November 7, 2003 03:57 PM

Bah. Never mind analysis. All you need to do is find yourself a friendly midget who isn't shy of a little body paint, and I'm sure you could work through the problem in an hour or so.

Posted by: Emily at November 7, 2003 04:26 PM

I'm gonna have a nightmare about the "friendly midget with body paint" tonight.

Posted by: red at November 7, 2003 04:48 PM

better "rude" than "nude"

Posted by: Stephen Silver at November 8, 2003 12:23 AM

Sheila, I understand what you mean about "disturbingly sexual" oompa loompas. I would NEVER leave one of my children alone with one of them. Weird little men with candy and body hair. ewwwww.

Posted by: Beth at November 8, 2003 02:04 PM