April 6, 2004

Stay tuned...

for the mortifying tale of my personal moment with The Rock a couple of years ago.

I come out of this story appearing supremely ridiculous but it is NOT MY FAULT.

Posted by sheila
Comments

Red, you are one of the very last people on earth I would have expected to have had a personal moment with The Rock.

Life is indeed strange...

Posted by: MikeR at April 6, 2004 1:35 PM

Are you single?

Posted by: dellis at April 6, 2004 1:55 PM

Dellis - why?

Do you think I was cheating on my boyfriend with The Rock or something? (which, I admit, is such a funny image to me...)

"I'm having an affair, honey."
"Oh shit - WHO'S THE GUY????"
"Uh ... The Rock?"

Posted by: red at April 6, 2004 1:57 PM

Hey, I'd do him. Once.

Posted by: Emily at April 6, 2004 1:57 PM

To put it more bluntly: none of your beeswax

Posted by: red at April 6, 2004 1:58 PM

I did not DO The Rock. hahahahaha It was just a small mortifying moment.

Posted by: red at April 6, 2004 1:58 PM

No no no. My interest is more warm-hearted - I just thought your writing and photos were extremely attractive.

Posted by: dellis at April 6, 2004 2:16 PM

I'm actually a psychotic nightmare. Be warned.

But thanks for the compliment. Story about me and The Rock to come ... when I have a second free

Posted by: red at April 6, 2004 2:18 PM

Mike R -

Yes, you speak the truth. The second you think you know someone, they will come out and admit that they had a moment with The Rock.

Posted by: red at April 6, 2004 2:27 PM

What's so psychotic and nightmarish about you?

Posted by: dellis at April 6, 2004 2:28 PM

Er .. I'm kidding?

Besides my nightly voodoo rituals, I am really quite normal.

Posted by: red at April 6, 2004 2:30 PM

"Besides my nightly voodoo rituals, I am really quite normal."

That's what they all say. And you SWEAR you've never been to New Orleans?

Posted by: Dave J at April 6, 2004 2:34 PM

I swear I've never been there!

Posted by: red at April 6, 2004 2:40 PM

Nah, you've probably been there; you just didn't know that's where you were. :-p

Posted by: Dave J at April 6, 2004 2:53 PM

I don't do drugs like that.

Posted by: red at April 6, 2004 2:58 PM

Maybe you were wacked out on zombie cucumber.

Posted by: Mark at April 6, 2004 3:33 PM

That is highly possible.

Posted by: red at April 6, 2004 3:36 PM

""Besides my nightly voodoo rituals"

So let's see here, Nomar's hurt and this guy is still inflicting the planet with his horrific vocal assaults.
I think someone needs to go to voodoo summer school...

Posted by: MikeR at April 6, 2004 4:04 PM

Mike,

Do you have any idea how much voodoo is keeping Michael Bolton albums on the music store shelves? No one practitioner can overcome Bolton's dark powers.

She should get her entire Coven involved.

Posted by: Bill McCabe at April 6, 2004 4:19 PM

Red, have you been hiding a coven from us???

Posted by: MikeR at April 6, 2004 7:26 PM

Bill, the only explanation for Michael Bolton's continued existence, let alone "popularity," is some quantum of that metaphysical evil we previously discussed that's created every time the Yankees win. As to how it was attached to him, well, I may have spent three years in New Orleans, but there are still some dark secrets I'd rather not even think about.

Posted by: Dave J at April 6, 2004 7:52 PM

I thought of Bolton because I saw a music video on television the other day in which he was pretending to be something similar to a 1980's glam-metal star. As you might imagine, that is not an image I will soon forget...

Posted by: MikeR at April 6, 2004 11:41 PM