The Sheila Variations

If you could be a fly on a wall in any room in history, where would it be?

If you could go back in time and assassinate one world leader, which one would it be?

How would you do it?

1) Do you believe in an ever-expanding universe, or one that alternately expands and contracts?

2) Can you get a good Italian beef sandwich somewhere near Times Square?

3) Should the Packers draft a QB or go with the best player available regardless of position?

Dammit. Emily took my questions.

Some new ones:

1.) Does the Queen of England have the right to sleep with anybody she wants? Do you think that's good for the nation's morale?

2.) The other day, I saw a guy in line at the bank cough. Some of the expellation landed on the back of the neck of the guy in front of him. The recipient turned angrily, looked at the cougher for a second, grabbed the cougher's baseball cap and used it to wipe the spittle off his neck. Don't you hate standing in line at the bank?

3.) Say somebody made it a law that on May 5, we all had to wear sombreros. Upon penalty of death. And somebody, a friend of a friend, somebody you know, but not closely, found themselves without a sombrero. You buy them a sombrero, but the next time you see them, they don't say thanks or anything. Do you bring it up? Or would you have them assassinated in the same style Emily would have you assassinate a world leader?

1. Finish the following sentence:
If all Yankee fans are New Yorkers, and some New Yorkers are Red Sox fans, then all Red Sox fans are...
(This is an IQ question... be creative.)

2. Just what does Chicago's "25 or 6 to 4" mean?

3. Can a man really eat 50 eggs?

Suddenly I am having SAT flashbacks. But it's okay. Please continue.

Answers to come (if I can!) later in the day.

1) Do fish REALLY sleep with their eyes open? (This is my obligatory response to whenever someone something to the effect of "ask me anything.)

2) Is it possible to assassinate someone by using a sombrero, and if so, is time travel required and how does that work, exactly? (Fortunately, this is not a courtroom, so objections to compound questions will get you nowhere).

3) Have you read any more of the Silmarillion?

1) Which 5 books do you consider 'must reads'?

2) Who is your favorite Beatle?

3) What is the best song ever written?

1. With the astounding recent advances in teleportation , what's your opinion as to when the first human will say "Beam me up, Scotty" in earnest?

2. What's your assessment of the potential impact of legalizing the two-line pass in ice hockey? Would it significantly loosen the offense-dampening effect of the now dominant neutral zone trap?

3. Why do fools fall in love?

1. Did Butch and Sundance make it out of that bolivian hut alive?

2. What's with the eternal line of cars on that one lane road in Field of Dreams?

3. Just what did Bob Harris say to Charlette on that busy street in Japan?

Okay, 3 questions:

1. If you won $1,000,000, what would be the first thing you would do with the money?

2. Who is your biggest hero (or heroine)?

3. What is your biggest weakness?