The Sheila Variations

"I've been training Winnie for three days now and I'm ready to kill him"

I just read this hysterical McSweeney's piece entitled, "Winnie the Pooh is my Co-Worker".

Personally, this bit might be my favorite:

Winnie's friends came by to take him out for lunch today: a little pig, a pissed-off-looking rabbit, an adolescent kangaroo, and a tiger that had to be on coke.

Although this is pretty funny too:

I mean, I don't respect Winnie, either, but at least I keep my distance.

Posted by sheila