August 19, 2004

Who I will vote for

I will vote for the candidate who stands up and says:

"As God is my witness, you will never be spam-bombed again."

Posted by sheila
Comments

Wouldn't that be nice? Let me guess; someone really thinks that your penis needs to be enlarged?

Posted by: Bryan at August 19, 2004 10:27 AM

No. No more penises.

It's all about blackjack and online poker now.

Posted by: red at August 19, 2004 10:31 AM

Have you ever wondered why spammers never advertise boob enlargement? Why the one-sidedness? Do they think only we guys can be suckered?

This is the sort of thing I sit around asking myself.

Posted by: Bryan at August 19, 2004 10:55 AM

Sadly, yes, I have to agree.

Right now, I'm mostly receiving spam that must be in a non-Latin-alphabet (possibly one of the Asian languages) because it comes into my inbox as a whole bunch of ugly ASCII characters. Or at least the "from" line and title do.

Of the spam where the subject line is decipherable by me, most of the ones I get are for medications. Either various narcotics or cialis or viagra.

I wonder if spam is like a fortune cookie...Sheila will have some guy with a huge penis in her future, and I'll have some Narcanon member who can't get it up....

Posted by: ricki at August 19, 2004 10:58 AM

Well, come to think of it, women might be the primary target of the penis-enlarging ads.

Posted by: red at August 19, 2004 10:59 AM

ricki:

If spam is like a fortune cookie - then - I guess my future is at the blackjack table.

Please bring back the large-penis ads!!!

Posted by: red at August 19, 2004 11:00 AM

Those penis enlargement folks aren't entirely missing their target. I mean, it's not like mine could possibly be any smaller...

Posted by: Emily at August 19, 2004 12:41 PM

No, you got it wrong - you should vote for the candidate who stands up and says:

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly..."

Posted by: Barry at August 19, 2004 09:54 PM