August 19, 2004

LOTR mania

... from Rachel Lucas. Her post made me laugh out loud. Mainly because of sentences like this:

I feared I would alienate my spouse-figure John forever if I blurted out what I was thinking throughout the entire 9+ hours of the thing, which was mostly along the lines of I think I just got pregnant while watching Viggo Mortensen kick that orc's ass.

And

After Legolas leapt backward onto his charging horse in a way that can only be described as physically impossible yet very very hot (while being attacked by the wolves of Isengard), I had to have a cigarette.

Oh, female lust. I adore it, having experienced so much of it myself.


Posted by sheila
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"I cannot keep quiet about the stud-listic stylings of the LOTR actors any longer."

Lord, that's funny as hell. I love the way she emphasizes this, as if it is an issue of great importance.

Of course, it IS of great importance. Karl Urban looked friggin' hot in that picture she posted. Yummy.

Posted by: Emily at August 19, 2004 12:23 PM

hahahaha

Right, exactly - like it's a blistering expose: Time to just tell the truth about these important matters.

Posted by: red at August 19, 2004 01:19 PM

I finally UNDERSTAND!!!! Ceileidh MADE me watch LOTR after much protesting- but I LOVED it!! I feel a bit weird though, because I found Gandolph EXTREMELY attractive, in a Sean Connery kind of way.

Posted by: Beth at August 19, 2004 10:14 PM

For a slightly more amusing take on the phenomenon, there's this trio of, em, "articles":

On FOTR:
http://www.grumblemagazine.com/articles/martini/thatmovie.html

On TTT:
http://www.grumblemagazine.com/articles/martini/sequel.html

On ROTK:
http://www.grumblemagazine.com/articles/martini/sequelsequel.html

Posted by: mfc at August 21, 2004 01:58 PM