September 22, 2004

If poop stories offend you ...

then do not click on this post. Also, if poop stories offend you ... I have to admit I wonder: what the hell is wrong with you???

The post is entitled: "A Story About Someone Else's Ass", and it is by one of my favorite bloggers, Dooce.

Possibly not work-safe, because you may roar with laughter at your desk, and then have to explain why you are laughing so loud.

Posted by sheila
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I'm not the kind of person who's normally amused by bodily function humor, but that one, yeah, that was funny.


My favorite line, perhaps because I agree with the whole "not gonna go if someone could conceivably know I'm going" vibe:

"If you’re an airplane pooper you’re just not human."

ohh yeah.

Posted by: ricki at September 22, 2004 1:42 PM

heh heh heh. Exactly!

Posted by: red at September 22, 2004 1:44 PM

After spending two summers on tour with Smirkus...one loses all concerns about public pooping..especially since the majority of the time we are dealing with various port-a-potties. Disgusting, and yet there is often no ther option. One becomes an expert on the port-a-pottie...the best in all the land??? Dottie's Potties on Marth's Vineyard..they are the cadiallac of poop houses! If you have to suffer the torture of popping in a big plastic box..do it on the Vineyard!

Posted by: Mjf at September 22, 2004 2:22 PM

i'm crying, that's so funny! hahaha...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at September 22, 2004 3:37 PM

Haha! What a scream!

Posted by: Laura at September 22, 2004 3:53 PM

i have felt the pain. its like trying to put a square block thru a round hole.

Posted by: mere at September 22, 2004 5:44 PM

"All verrrrrry normal!"

Posted by: red at September 22, 2004 5:46 PM

Two words: anal fixation

Posted by: CW at September 22, 2004 6:28 PM

I laughed so hard and called my sister Christy to read this to her. She could not understand most of what I was saying, as I was snorting and squeaking. I swear, the minute I am out of my house, my sphincter slams shut. I know Dooce's cousin's pain.

Posted by: Beth at September 22, 2004 10:40 PM

CW - I, thank the good Lord above, do not have chronic constipation. I suppose if I did I might be fixated on my ass as well. heh heh heh

One of the funniest things I have ever read is Dooce's "About Me" page. She goes on and on about her life, her kid, her marriage - and she ends with this sentence:

"I am chronically constipated."

It's in her About Me page!! I can't imagine a worse fate. Than chronic constipation, I mean.

Posted by: red at September 23, 2004 9:29 AM