... to cackle with evil glee once a day over this topic.
Thanks, Steve. That Daily News piece you linked to was GREAT.
Posted by sheilaIt's become a drug for me now. I can't get enough. I'm hooked on Ashlee heroin.
Posted by: Alex at January 7, 2005 03:25 PM"Ashlee is the new Milli Vanilli"
Posted by: mitch at January 7, 2005 03:31 PMFormer Jock Announcer Dick: “So what do you think of the rookie Simpson out of Texas?”
Former Jock Announcer Brad: “Well, she does come from an entertainment family, and her father is well respected manager. Don’t know how you can go wrong there?”
Dick: “I am not so sure, people are saying she is just riding the coat tails of her older sister Jessica.”
Brad: “I have heard that, but I think they are expecting just too much from her at this point in her career, after all this is her first appearance in the post season.”
Dick: “You have a point there Brad but I will believe it when I see it.”
Brad: “Well Brad you are going to get your wish, the players are getting in formation on the stage.”
(Silence)
Dick: “Ohhh… This is not going well Brad.”
Brad: “It certainly is not Dick.”
Dick: ‘Ohh…She just does not have the crowd in the game here Brad.’
Brad: “Afraid so, Dick. Her extremely poor execution has led to broken play and the crowd is booing.”
Dick: “Don’t understand it Brad, she could have gone for Jackson screen play and flashed a nipple, she has the ability to scramble but she has not developed any situational awareness. She just got blind sided on that one, Brad.”
Brad: “She sucks, Dick.”
hahahahahaha
Posted by: red at January 7, 2005 04:19 PMAlex - check your email. :)
Posted by: red at January 7, 2005 04:20 PM