January 07, 2005

It has become my new goal in life

... to cackle with evil glee once a day over this topic.

Thanks, Steve. That Daily News piece you linked to was GREAT.

Posted by sheila
Comments

It's become a drug for me now. I can't get enough. I'm hooked on Ashlee heroin.

Posted by: Alex at January 7, 2005 03:25 PM

"Ashlee is the new Milli Vanilli"

Posted by: mitch at January 7, 2005 03:31 PM

Former Jock Announcer Dick: “So what do you think of the rookie Simpson out of Texas?”

Former Jock Announcer Brad: “Well, she does come from an entertainment family, and her father is well respected manager. Don’t know how you can go wrong there?”

Dick: “I am not so sure, people are saying she is just riding the coat tails of her older sister Jessica.”

Brad: “I have heard that, but I think they are expecting just too much from her at this point in her career, after all this is her first appearance in the post season.”

Dick: “You have a point there Brad but I will believe it when I see it.”

Brad: “Well Brad you are going to get your wish, the players are getting in formation on the stage.”

(Silence)

Dick: “Ohhh… This is not going well Brad.”

Brad: “It certainly is not Dick.”

Dick: ‘Ohh…She just does not have the crowd in the game here Brad.’

Brad: “Afraid so, Dick. Her extremely poor execution has led to broken play and the crowd is booing.”

Dick: “Don’t understand it Brad, she could have gone for Jackson screen play and flashed a nipple, she has the ability to scramble but she has not developed any situational awareness. She just got blind sided on that one, Brad.”

Brad: “She sucks, Dick.”

Posted by: j swift at January 7, 2005 04:02 PM

hahahahahaha

Posted by: red at January 7, 2005 04:19 PM

Alex - check your email. :)

Posted by: red at January 7, 2005 04:20 PM