January 11, 2005

All right, people, listen up

I'm going to post something, and I warn you. It might hurt.

I really need you to be ready for it. I need you to do whatever it is you must do to prepare yourselves. I will not be held responsible for what might happen if you do not.

Are you ready?

Okay. Here it is.

hasselhoff_swing.jpg

David Hasselhoff. On a tire swing.

Uhm ... what????

The thing that I find MOST disturbing and MOST amusing about this image is its utter lack of irony. There is NO IRONY there. NONE.

How can one pose like that with NO IRONY???

Posted by sheila
Comments

That is the most beautifully cheesy thing I have ever seen.

Posted by: Emily at January 11, 2005 3:48 PM

hahahaha I know!!

Posted by: red at January 11, 2005 3:50 PM

ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

dear god

nothing.. NOTHING could prepare you for THAT!

Posted by: peteb at January 11, 2005 3:51 PM

I am somewere between hysterical laughter and frozen horror.

Posted by: Dan at January 11, 2005 3:59 PM

Dan

I know what you mean. I've been in that state for about half an hour ... and felt I needed to share the experience.

Random HUGE bursts of laughter ... but then it's like cold ice fills my veins ... and I can't believe what I'm looking at ...

The tire swing, though. That's classic. I need to put that one on my fridge.

Posted by: red at January 11, 2005 4:31 PM

Hey, wanna bid on my iPod? Really!

http://the-hoff.eauctionassist.co.uk/

Now stop laughing at my picture! There's irony there! That tire I'm swinging from is off of KITT. Now he can't follow me everywhere, that fucking car. I'm free! Free!

Posted by: David Hasselhoff at January 18, 2005 3:24 PM