Well, seeing as you asked!!
1. What’s your favorite kind of cookie?
While I'm not a huge cookie fan, I have to say that my mom's sugar cookies are the best things ever made ON THIS PLANET. She doesn't make them anymore, but they were a big deal in my childhood. It was such a special day when my mom made sugar cookies - the little balls of dough, rolled in the sugar ... and eating them when they just came out of the oven, soft and gooey ... OH MY GOD. She would take the cookies out of the oven (the sugary smell filling our house) and put them all in this big Tupperware container, which then sat on the counter. Taunting us until after dinner.
2. Who is America’s most overrated actor?
I include women in the term "actor" and so I have to say Renee Zellweger wins, hands down. I YEARN for her downfall.
I need to think more about over-rated men. No one is coming to mind right now.
3. Name a guilty pleasure.
I have so many. First and foremost, the genius of the work of art that is called Bring It On. I literally cannot get enough of that movie. Blue Crush is a close second.
Also: The films of Rocco Siffredi [edited - Thanks, Linus.].
4. “Scrubs” or “Everybody Loves Raymond”? Scrubs. No contest. And now I will name-drop, but without dropping names - just to be totally obnoxious: I have a funny story about someone who is on Scrubs, someone who I knew quite well for a brief time ... but I'll never tell it. It has to do, in an oblique way, with my prolonged haiku fit. And so every time I see him on Scrubs, I think of haikus. Which ... you have to admit ... is completely bizarre and pretty damn funny.
5. Name two things you can’t live without.
Reading
The music of Nirvana
6. Your first pet’s name + your mother’s maiden name = your porn star name.
Widdy Sullivan. Doesn't really sound porn-ish.
7. What song are you listening to right now? "Holiday", Green Day. Can't get over the song. Haven't been able to get over it for a couple months now.
8. Name your celebrity crush.
I am assuming that dead guys do not count, so Cary Grant must be left in the dustbin of history.
I guess I'd have to say, then, Ewan McGregor. I'm having a bit of a Jeremy Northam fit these days as well. Love him. Oh, and Rocco Siffredi [ibid.]. (No, just kidding.)
9. Favorite punchline from a joke.
I'm horrible at telling jokes. I'm good at my own funny stories, but jokes are no good. Here is the only punchline that came into my mind, and I do not even remember the joke itself. "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
What?
10. Who do you want to pass this meme off to?
Uhm ... doesn't matter to me? Go forth, flourish ...
Posted by sheilaForgive my ignorance....two questions.
1. Who's Rocco Sefredi
2. What's a meme? (I remember hearing/reading something about it, but can't recall).
Grazie.
Posted by: Fee at February 24, 2005 2:09 PMOne - have you seen this site?
http://queryletters.blogspot.com/
Failed query letters for movies... hilarious.
Two - I have one a great porn star name by the above metric - Lady Penny.
Posted by: melissa at February 24, 2005 2:20 PMmelissa:
Oh my GOD I've read 3 of them and I'm hooked. The bitter one about the Tucson archaelogical community ... this is genius - Trotsky meets Woody Allen is hilarious too.
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 2:22 PMMy porn star name is Schatzi Wilson.
Posted by: Emily at February 24, 2005 2:26 PMEmily - I don't know why that is so damn funny to me, but it is. It sounds like a guy porn-name to me.
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 2:29 PMI am also ignorant - and I do not know what "meme" means.
Another thing I see often that I don't know the meaning of is "grok".
I grok this, I grok that ...
I am so sorry, but what is "grok"?
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 2:31 PMA meme is a piece of cultural knowledge or information (or, in this case, a pattern of cultural information in the form of a list of questions) that is replicated and passed on through society.
I believe Richard Dawkins first came up with the name to describe the movement of ideas, information etc through society in a similar way to the transfer of DNA through genes.
Posted by: peteb at February 24, 2005 2:45 PMOhh, so it's not just some dumb blog term thing? Like "moonbat" or whatever?
Interesting. If I look in the dictionary, I will see "meme?"
Ann Marie - if you are out there - do you remember this from Osteo-Density night? "Whom? Meem?"
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 2:46 PM'grok' I don't know.
Posted by: peteb at February 24, 2005 2:47 PMOh, it's mutated into a "dumb blog term thing", Sheila.. like all genes do. ;)
Posted by: peteb at February 24, 2005 2:49 PMPeteb: hahaha i'm so articulate. "Oh, is that one of those dumb blog term thingies?"
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 2:49 PMIt was articulated perfectly, Sheila, I knew exactly what you meant. :)
I think (based on a lecture I saw rather than the book itself) Dawkins talks about his definition of a 'meme' in The Selfish Gene
Posted by: peteb at February 24, 2005 2:54 PMI know the "Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids" joke.
Rabbi hears about this tribe of small creatures called Trids that need to get up a mountain for food, yet an ogre keeps kicking them back down the mountain because, well, he's an ogre and that's what ogres do.
Rabbi climbs up the mountain to reason with said ogre, but the ogre doesn't kick HIM. When the rabbi asks why not [insert punchline].
Posted by: Lisa at February 24, 2005 3:10 PMHi Sheila,
"Grok" basically means "to understand," although the term is intended to be somewhat more imprecise than "to understand." If you have a feeling for a concept, if it makes intuitive sense to you, even if you might not necessarily be able to articulate your understanding, then you grok it.
I believe the term comes from some science fiction novel. I don't read science fiction (except Harold Bloom's The Flight to Lucifer and David Lindsay's Voyage to Arcturus), so I don't know which.
Posted by: Bryan at February 24, 2005 3:11 PMGrok comes from Heinlein's "A Stranger in a Strange Land"
Posted by: j swift at February 24, 2005 3:16 PMOnce again, you guys blow me away.
So "grok" ALSO isn't a "dumb blog term thingie". Good to know.
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 3:17 PMHi J Swift, thanks for the reference. Maybe I should read that one.
Btw, one of my favorite computer science visionaries Jaron Lanier has some hilarious critical comments about the "meme" idea.
At least they're hilarious if you're an ueber-geek like myself.
Bryan - do you have a link for that?
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 3:19 PMUm, I tried inserting the link, didn't seem to work. Let's try this.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/12/27/jaron_lanier_futurist_conference/page2.html
There we go. Using an empty "a href" tag was what didn't work.
Posted by: Bryan at February 24, 2005 3:22 PMSci Fi geek I am. Speaking of Heinlein, I just posted a comment on the Opening Scene/War Movie post where another commenter, who shall remain nameless, said that the Starship Troopers movie was better than the book.
I say again: SACRILEGE! ; )
Posted by: j swift at February 24, 2005 3:29 PMThis is actually a better statement of Lanier's criticism of memes than the link I just provided.
Posted by: Bryan at February 24, 2005 3:30 PMTo grok is to understand something beyond the strictures of language, to see that something truly and in its entirety.
Astronomical distances might be a good example. We all understand that space is big, you might think it's a long way to the chemist, but that's just peanuts... (sorry)
As I was saying, we understand space is big. But when you really think about, truly comprehend those distances and it takes your breath away, you've grokked it.
Posted by: Scott Janssens at February 24, 2005 3:50 PMGrok technically means the sharing of water. You'll want to remember that Mars, where it originates, is a desert planet; water-sharing is deep sharing, against odds. So to grok something is more or less to really, really get it. Like walking a mile in the same shoes.
I believe it's Rocco Siffredi, but of course how would I know something like that?
And overrated actors? Two words: Jude Law...
Posted by: Linus at February 24, 2005 4:00 PMLinus - I'm afraid to Google his name. I'm at work.
You say Siffredi, I say Sefredi ... what's the dif?
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 4:03 PM//Widdy Sullivan. Doesn't really sound porn-ish.//
Nah. More schoolmarm-ish.
Posted by: Dan at February 24, 2005 4:04 PMScott,
"To understand something beyond the strictures of language, to see that something truly and in its entirety..."
That is a really beautiful definition! It suggests that the ability to grok implies the existence of intellectual intuition in the act of understanding and that knowledge cannot be reduced to manipulation of symbols. The notion that knowledge can be reduced to the manipulation of symbols is, of course, the fundamental premise of AI, so the ability of the mind to grok would mean that 1) we can kiss the dream (or nightmare, depending on your tastes) of artificial intelligence goodbye and 2) consciousness is transcendental. This really makes me want to read Heinlein. I wonder if he gets into such themes.
Anyway, it's clear that not having read the book, I had misunderstood grokking. I was under the impression that it was a subrational act whereas your comment indicates that it is transrational.
Posted by: Bryan at February 24, 2005 4:11 PMSiffredi it is. [URL deleted by the Despotic Redhead. Don't want it on my site!!]
Damn, the names of his movies are really funny. Who knew? There's a big list on the bottom (heh) of the entry.
But you're right, he probably doesn't care how you spell it.
Posted by: Linus at February 24, 2005 4:11 PMI bin censored!! 8> No worries - no one is missing much with that site withdrawn. It was just the first or second hit on Google.
Speaking of which, my porn name is Fimfi Lilienblum, which is just not going to work at all. If you count the first pet who was more mine than the family's it yields either Rainbow or Shadow Lilienblum, which isn't much better.
Posted by: Linus at February 24, 2005 4:39 PMhahaha There ain't no freedom of speech here!!
Fimfi Lilienblum sounds more like a music hall burlesque name, than a porn name. Fimfi. I actually kind of like it!
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 4:40 PMSpeaking of "grokking" space - I seem to recall a great scene in Hitchhiker's Guide - when he gets a glimpse of infinity. And many others who had had the same glimpse became shrieking maniacs and never regained their sanity. I wish I had the book with me ... I'd quote it.
Seems to me the shrieking maniacs "grokked" infinity.
Is that right??
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 4:49 PMSounds like an excellent example of grokking to me. Reminds me of a mathematician friend of mine who refuses to study the work of the mathematician Kurt Goedel because he is afraid that if he ever actually groks Goedel's work, he'll lose his mind.
Btw, my porn name would be Suzette Rowlette.
I'm not sure why I deliberately humiliate myself like this. I must enjoy it.
Posted by: Bryan at February 24, 2005 5:08 PMHAHAHAHA
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 5:09 PMIn my own self-defense, I am compelled to say that at least I wasn't the one who chose the name Suzette for the family dog.
Posted by: Bryan at February 24, 2005 5:12 PMAmen on "Holiday"! The entire CD for that matter!
Posted by: mere at February 24, 2005 5:28 PMYeah - it's an awesome CD. I listen to it over and over and over.
Posted by: red at February 24, 2005 5:29 PMSorry to join the party late. But I *so* remember the "Whom? Meem?" night!! And before I saw your comment here I was going to say that while you think of Scrubs and think of haikus, for some reason what I think of is "one fork".
Posted by: Ann Marie at February 24, 2005 6:36 PMAnn -
HAHAHAHAHAHA God. So INSANE.
You saying to me bluntly at the Wrigleyside: "I really do not understand why you are acting the way you are acting right now." Do you remember that?
hahahaha I'm so nuts.
Posted by: red at February 25, 2005 9:37 AMRE: your point number two: Just saw Aviator, and by far, the most over-rated male actor remains Leo. What does Scorsese see in him? I kept imagining other actors in that role, and I think that Sam Rockwell would have been perfect for that role.
Posted by: Keith at February 25, 2005 12:47 PMScorsese saw financing in Leo, that's what.Big budget flics need box office draws,or bankers walk.
Rocco Siffredi,huh? Well, I never knew you had such broad taste in film.Do you prefer him pre, or post, op? If you know his ouevre, you know what I mean.
Overrated actors is a toughie.So many names, too little time.Tom Cruise is somewhere at the top, along with Tim Robbins,Tom Hanks,Russell Crowe,Richard Gere, Robert Redford and the best goes on.Then there are the ladies.
Underrated actors? Alec Guinness and Ian Holm.
I love Leo. Always have. From Gilbert Grape on. I am not ashamed. As a matter of fact, I am proud. :)
Posted by: red at February 25, 2005 2:46 PMOh and Iam Holm ... right ON. That guy is amazing.
Posted by: red at February 25, 2005 2:47 PM