The Sheila Variations

Bringing a furry with you?

I'm assuming it's BYOF.

My sister lives in Park Slope.........nah, couldn't be.

So does my sister, Dave. I'm beginning to worry.

Sheila, I say this as nicely as possible as your devoted friend - If you go to that goddamm thing I'm going to kick your bloody ass.

Remember, I'll be there in a week. I AM NOT JOKING.

Emily - but if she brings a plushie with the naughty bits included, can you imagine the disgust of the other attendees? They come for a mildly retarded exercise in psychobabble and are greeted with an anatomically corect Care Bear... Whoo hooo! What I wouldn't give to have a video camera there.

John,
No. Just no. Plushie love belongs in its own party, far away from these vile "cuddle" creatures. I do not waste my SPAs on people I hold with such complete contempt.

Emily, I do belive that is the first time you've admitted to possession of SPAs.

I think Sheila should go in the same manner that other woman she linked to goes to yoga.

SPAs ... hahaha

Scott - yeah, really. I could go just to come back and make it into a good blog-post. Undercover, if you will.

Or SPHs for that matter, for those who are so inclined. I myself have no use for holes that are not my own.

I'm saying I think we shoud go. I think we should go so we can actually experince this thing. I mean...c'mon! You can't WRITE shit this funny.

Let's go. Please?

I'll wear my jammies with the feet in them. And the ass out.

Emily - speaking of things to drive you nuts, I think when I show up for the movie, I'll be wearing a little red string around my wrist.

I'll be wearing a little red string around my wrist...

..with a Babel fish hanging from it?