April 28, 2005

Wow.

Good luck with that job search, kid.

hahahaha

Posted by sheila
Comments

Today in the Men's room, from a stall:

Hello, this is security.

I'll be right there.

Posted by: Scott Janssens at April 28, 2005 5:00 PM

Gah! The braces didn't show. It should go like this:

:cell phone ring:

Hello, this is security.

:pause:

I'll be right there.

:flush:

Posted by: Scott Janssens at April 28, 2005 5:02 PM

hahaha

Posted by: red at April 28, 2005 5:14 PM

"911 dispatcher here, please state the nature of the emergency."

"He's not moving or breathing."

"First, make sure he's dead."

[sound of a gunshot]

"OK, now what?"

Posted by: Dave J at April 28, 2005 5:25 PM

That was an awesome one, red. It made me laugh sitting here. The friend's disgusted reaction makes it. "Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?"

Posted by: popskull at April 28, 2005 6:00 PM

He wants to learn beeyotch huh? Does that mean he wants to be a pimp.

Posted by: j swift at April 29, 2005 12:11 AM

Sitting all alone in my office, I am laughing.

I am SO forwarding that one to my colleague whose area of specialty is in biotech.

Posted by: ricki at April 29, 2005 8:33 AM

This story works better orally, but here goes....

Years ago, a friend of mine and his friend were applying for a job and came to a point on the application where it asked "Are you willing to rell-o-kate?"

They looked at each other and shrugged. "I don't know...maybe. Would you rell-o-kate?"

"I have no idea what rell-o-kate is."

At that point, another guy who was applying spoke up and said, "Uh, guys...it's 'relocate'."

Posted by: Mark at April 29, 2005 10:32 AM

I love the proper use of the epithet "Fool".

Posted by: dorkafork at April 29, 2005 10:57 PM