Today in the Men's room, from a stall:
Hello, this is security.
I'll be right there.
Posted by: Scott Janssens at April 28, 2005 5:00 PMGah! The braces didn't show. It should go like this:
:cell phone ring:
Hello, this is security.
:pause:
I'll be right there.
:flush:
Posted by: Scott Janssens at April 28, 2005 5:02 PMhahaha
Posted by: red at April 28, 2005 5:14 PM"911 dispatcher here, please state the nature of the emergency."
"He's not moving or breathing."
"First, make sure he's dead."
[sound of a gunshot]
"OK, now what?"
Posted by: Dave J at April 28, 2005 5:25 PMThat was an awesome one, red. It made me laugh sitting here. The friend's disgusted reaction makes it. "Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?"
Posted by: popskull at April 28, 2005 6:00 PMHe wants to learn beeyotch huh? Does that mean he wants to be a pimp.
Posted by: j swift at April 29, 2005 12:11 AMSitting all alone in my office, I am laughing.
I am SO forwarding that one to my colleague whose area of specialty is in biotech.
Posted by: ricki at April 29, 2005 8:33 AMThis story works better orally, but here goes....
Years ago, a friend of mine and his friend were applying for a job and came to a point on the application where it asked "Are you willing to rell-o-kate?"
They looked at each other and shrugged. "I don't know...maybe. Would you rell-o-kate?"
"I have no idea what rell-o-kate is."
At that point, another guy who was applying spoke up and said, "Uh, guys...it's 'relocate'."
Posted by: Mark at April 29, 2005 10:32 AMI love the proper use of the epithet "Fool".
Posted by: dorkafork at April 29, 2005 10:57 PM