May 10, 2005

I am in hell today

Sheer. Utter. Hell.

Why?

Because a skinny/fat chick with a smirking apple-doll face just got married.

SHE'S EVERYWHERE.

SHE'S EVERYWHERE.

Posted by sheila
Comments

He had her at "Huh?" (Okay, that was funnier in my head. Nevermind.)

"skinny/fat chick"--Wasn't that a Rob Zombie song?

Confession: your repetition of "She's Everywhere" made me think of the similar bit from the Ray Stevens song, "Santa Claus is Watching You." I blame my grandparents.

Posted by: Dave at May 10, 2005 3:58 PM

He had her at Huh? hahahahahaha

Posted by: red at May 10, 2005 3:59 PM

I was going to mail you the happy news, but I see your celebrating in your own special way.

Posted by: mitchell at May 10, 2005 4:03 PM

.......he wears pooka shells and sings country music. I'm in heaven.

Posted by: Alex at May 10, 2005 4:04 PM

. . .pooka shells, and reeeeeeallly tight jeans.

I'm not ashamed to say I've seen Mr. Chesney in concert. For a wee little dude, he's quite fetching.

And waay too good for such a fat/skinny skank.

Posted by: Lisa at May 10, 2005 4:09 PM

Its sad, but my first thought was "this will never last!"

Posted by: Carl V. at May 10, 2005 4:19 PM

My first thought was, "Sheila is gonna have a cow!"

BWA-HA-HA!

Posted by: skillzy at May 10, 2005 4:34 PM

hahahahahahaha

Posted by: red at May 10, 2005 4:35 PM

I thought the same thing Skilzy, but then didn't think that Sheila would go too ballistic 'cus it's frickin' Kenny "She think's my tractor's sexy" Chesney... I give it less than 18 months. This is gonna be a publicity nightmare for Ms. Zellwhatever in the future.

On the bright side, the other big news today is that the Stones will be opening their last(???) world tour at Fenway (and NOT Yankee Stadium, someone with guts/balls should inform Michele and rub it in)

Posted by: JFH at May 10, 2005 5:31 PM

JFH, it's actually quite fitting. I hate the Stones nearly as much as I hate the Sox.

And I had no idea who this thread was about for a few minutes. THen a light went on. The chipmunk with no eyes!

Posted by: michele at May 10, 2005 6:02 PM

Sheila, I'm sure Princess Michael would approve. ;-)

Posted by: Dave J at May 10, 2005 6:12 PM

I dread the day Jewel marries her rodeo dude. I will have to go into hiding.

Posted by: red at May 10, 2005 6:13 PM

Jewel has a rodeo dude???

Dear god. Just how bad is his poetry?

Posted by: peteb at May 10, 2005 6:40 PM

I think Jewel and her "rodeo dude" (whose name is Ty Murray, btw) have broken up. Day after day of looking at that snaggle-toothed hag must wear on one after a while.

I personally can relate to the allure of the country music-lovin', truck drivin', rodeo ridin' man, having married one myself. ;)

Posted by: Lisa at May 10, 2005 10:44 PM

Don't worry Red, she who will not be named will fade from the public eye next week when Britney's reality show starts. heh

Posted by: j swift at May 10, 2005 11:30 PM