The night we all (ahem) have been waiting for.
Sadly, I will be unable to attend the Blind Cave Fish's white trash potluck dinner in honor of the event ... I've got a family thing tonight. Which will be awesome ... but I will most definitely need a full report of all things Britney and Federline tomorrow.
It's going to be such delicious entertainment!!
"Can you handle my truth?" comes Britney's serious voice-over in the commercials.
hahahahaha Uhm ... yes. We can handle it, Britney.
Here is Britney screaming.
Here is Britney screaming again.
I actually have a fondness for this one as well. I never get tired of it.
And lastly: here is Mr. Federline's quote about his relationship:
"I'm just happy with who I'm with. I love her and everything else is whatever."
Words to live by, friends, words to live by.
"It Is A Sin To Think That Wearing Double The Headgear Will Protect You When You Are Smote From On High."
Hahahahahahahahaha!
A has a baseball game tonight, so I won't be able to watch it live, but never fear: The Chaos Will Be Taped. ::evil laugh::
Posted by: Lisa at May 17, 2005 4:46 PMhahahahaha
I also like: "She looks like she's a cast member in Police Academy 8: Asshats on Parade."
I am shaking with laughter ...
Posted by: red at May 17, 2005 4:47 PMLove the quote from her hubby...if that ain't true, lasting love I don't know what is!
Posted by: Carl V. at May 17, 2005 4:59 PMI'm not going to lie. I've been looking at the clock all day, counting down. The best thing is that Britney thinks this show is going to make America fall in love with her rat husband.
No, Britney, no. It's not.
Posted by: jess at May 17, 2005 5:36 PMIn Re: "Here is Britney screaming again"
"d) She just caught sight of the wedding ring on her finger and has awoken to what she and her life have jointly become"
Heh heh heh.*
[* before I saw 'Oops, She Fugged It Again'... Oh. My. God.]
Posted by: peteb at May 17, 2005 5:37 PMOh Dear God, a white trash potluck...that is beautiful, just beautiful.
Posted by: Laura at May 17, 2005 7:13 PMI'm so excited about tonight, I honestly dont know what to do.
Everything else is whatever.
Posted by: Alex at May 17, 2005 10:28 PMI should not have clicked. I may have just had an eyeball hemorrage.
Posted by: Ken Summers at May 17, 2005 11:06 PMWell hot damn, this Federline fella has got his self a purty wife now. I understand she is expectin, that is just sweet. I did not watch their show though, Duke got in a tussle with a porcupine and I well lets just say may evenin was shot all toooo hell. By the time I got back from the vet and found a beer it was all over. Dang now I have to wait til next week. I think I will get myself one of those new fangled sat a lite dishes and maybe one of those Telivision over agin things, you know one of TIVO gadgets. That way if Duke get loose or I have to run to the store for some beer, I won't miss out on nuthin.
Y'all have a good night now ya hear.
Posted by: j swift at May 18, 2005 12:53 AMHer show is the best thing Television has produced in the last 50 years. Deliciously, sweetly, infinitely, and uncomfortably bad. Just wonderfully, wonderfully, awful.
I loved every minute of it.
Posted by: Alex at May 18, 2005 1:27 PM