May 24, 2005

Beautiful freaks and geeks

The Parade of Unfortunate Star Wars costumes. The commentary is almost as funny as the photos.

"The back yard is secure. Repeat. The back yard is secure."

And my personal favorite:

"This woman is dressed as one of the Tonnika Twins, characters who appear on screen in the Cantina scene in the original Star Wars for but a fraction of a second and do not speak. This is the equivalent of going to a Psycho convention dressed as some random person Janet Leigh walks by in the street in the early scenes."


(via Dan at Popped Culture)

Posted by sheila
Comments

My favorite, mainly because of the commentary.

Posted by: dorkafork at May 24, 2005 9:55 AM

How disturbing is it that I'm annoyed I didn't think of stormtrooper Elvis first?

Posted by: Scott Janssens at May 24, 2005 10:08 AM

"Here's to another year of virginity!"

Posted by: Emily at May 24, 2005 10:43 AM

Emily - hahaha I know, that one cracked me up, too.

Posted by: red at May 24, 2005 10:59 AM

OK, and now I really must find the link to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviewing people in line.

Ah, here we go:
http://gamefiles.blueyonder.co.uk/blueyondergames/trailers/ROFL.STARWARS.NERDS.wmv

"It looks like you were built in a laboratory from parts of lesser nerds."

Posted by: Dave J at May 24, 2005 11:58 AM

This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. Thanks! I like the one of the little kid whose parents are in full costume, with the caption "He has no chance. None at all."

Posted by: Linus at May 24, 2005 12:17 PM

Linus - I know! And the expression on that baby's face!!!! It's like HE knows as well! hahaha

Posted by: red at May 24, 2005 12:19 PM

"The only thing you ever mastered was a box of Twinkies."

Posted by: Wutzizname at May 24, 2005 3:21 PM

Dave J:

Regarding that Classic piece of work from 'Triumph'

"Have you ever spoken to a woman without giving her your Credit Card Number?"

Posted by: Wutzizname at May 24, 2005 3:26 PM

What about the Wookie with purple lips?? haha

Posted by: red at May 24, 2005 4:15 PM