Ah yes. Yet another RTG survey.
1. Legend has it that you made out with a (female) Brazillian supermodel at SkyBar and then checked into the Chateau Marmont for a four day bender that included strippers, a senator from a Midwest state, some kind of fight with Paris Hilton, a tub of jellybeans and Crisco, a dozen spatulas and at least one midget. Is this true? If not, please set the record straight.
There was no Crisco.
2. Make up at least three Dr. Phil sayings.
1. Sweetheart, you're fat because you eat so darn much, that's all.
2. Marriage ain't for sissies.
3. I love Oprah more than I love the sound of my own voice.
3. Fill in the blank: _____ makes it hot.
Ewan McGregor
4. Should Z suck my toes? Defend your answer.
I say don't knock it til you tried it.
5. Tell me a rumor (true or false, doesn't matter) about any person or persons who posts here. (While I want this to be funny, please do not insult anyone or use this as an opportunity to be cruel. We're aiming for gentle mocking here, at the very worst.)
RTG is actually Heather Locklear.
6. Fill in the blank: _____ is my anti-drug.
Comedy
7. Free associate these phrases:
a. Celebrity Clothing Lines.
b. Prison library.
c. Clean underwear.
a. J. Lo from the block
b. Shawshank Redemption
c. Essential
8. What is the worst job you ever had?
I worked as an assistant to a lawyer for about 3 days when I was 17. He assumed I knew more than I did, I couldn't do anything right, and I thought I was losing my mind. I'm not sure, in retrospect, why I loathed it so much, but I still think back on that time in the law office with something akin to dread.
9. Which clique did you most closely identify with in high school?
Drama geeks
10. Z is to toe-sucking as RTG is to _______.
Persistence.
11. Offer up an RTG slogan.
RTG, where everybody knows your name ...
12. Tell me something you will not do.
Eat coconut. Not only will I not "try" it, but I also will not eat anything that has even been NEAR a coconut.
13. What is your best beauty/health tip?
Drink a ton of water every day. Sorry about the graphic nature of the following comment but your pee should always be pale. If it's not? You are behind in your daily intake of water, and so you must HYDRATE EVEN MORE. Also: moisturize. Be religious about it.
14. Make a prediction about what a regular poster on RTG is doing this weekend (remember: no meanness!)
Oh boy, I have no idea - but I am imagining lots and lots of pushups.
15. Fill in the blanks: Parker Grace's first words will be _____ and _____.
"fast cars"
Posted by sheilaShould Z suck my toes? Defend your answer.
By "Z" I can only assume you mean Zuckuss, my dog. We both like it when he licks my toes. Everybody wins, so no defense is required.
Posted by: popskull at May 27, 2005 5:15 PMhahaha
From what I gather, Z is RTG's partner, and the father of the child growing in her belly as we speak. And apparently, there is a big disagreement between them ... at least from what I pick up in the comments. She wants him to suck her toes, he is adamantly in a NO WAY position. So she has taken the matter to her public.
Posted by: red at May 27, 2005 5:17 PM