I said to him, "If he and I hadn't broken up 3 years ago, we would have been going out for 5 years today."
Long pause.
He said, "I think you need to find something else to focus on."
Pause.
HUGE bursts of laughter.
Posted by sheilaI just spit out my Iced Tea.
Posted by: Alex at June 1, 2005 6:28 PMbwhahahaha
right?? The thing is - I was totally serious and I did not mean it in a self-pitying way at all. It's just that I'm autistic when it comes to dates.
Posted by: red at June 2, 2005 12:14 AMAlex -
You will be pleased to know:
We played Trivia tonight (member we called you the last time about the pina colada song??) and you have to pick a name for your team - and we picked, as our 2-person team name:
TOM CRUISE IS PSYCHOTIC.
hahahahaha
So when they would read out the tallied up scores, it would be like:
"Okay...and so much for round 2 ... let's see... Tom Cruise is Psychotic is in 2nd place with 22 points..."
Posted by: red at June 2, 2005 12:42 AMMy friend John(u know him)..his mother STILL says.."i would've been married for 42 years if i hadnt gotten divorced 40 years ago." She's a character! Adorable!
Posted by: mitchell at June 3, 2005 4:41 PM