Biblical Legos

I’m with Anne and Faustus:

The Brick Testament is AWESOME.

It’s the Bible … told through Legos. You kind of have to see it to believe it.

Here’s a random sample:

The Massacre of the Amorites

Look at this dude.

Cain and Abel’s different offerings. (And of course we all know how THAT one turned out!)

hahahahaha Look at Noah!! I also enjoy the panic of the three horses in the background.

And here’s the flood. So creatively done. I love it.

Uhm … check out the Holy Ghost coming to Mary. (Also … I love how the angel has 5 o’clock shadow.)

I mean … this just kind of speaks for itself. God always looks the same. I love his mad eyebrows.

Genius.

Check out the face of the Israelite with the black hair way over to the right, and also the one up and to the left. The wide open laughing mouth. Or is he fearful? Is he shouting? What the heck is going on with him?

Uhm … love this one.

A naked Lego Adam watering the flowers in Eden.

I love Adam’s little Lego rib.

Adam and Eve ate the apple. Realized they were naked, and became ashamed of it. They promptly covered up (in the Lego version it looks like they are going to a luau, or extras in a Tarzan movie) … but of course, you cannot fool God. The following image might be my favorite one: God, blurry in the background … approaching. Adam and Eve know they are going to be in SO MUCH TROUBLE. Look at her cleavage! Look at their faces!!

The whole project is an amazing and relatively insane accomplishment. So much work. Day-um!! I haven’t even looked at half of the pictures!

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22 Responses to Biblical Legos

  1. Lisa says:

    Hahahahahaaha! That’s great.

    (They used the Lego Darth Vader for Balaam — Awesome. But where’s his ass?)

  2. A lot of those characters are portrayed by Star Wars LEGO people. The robed figures are the Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Anakin.

  3. Ann Marie says:

    I cannot STOP look at these. The “Instructions on Marriage” (New Testatment, The Epistles) is ESPECIALLY illuminating. Yikes!

  4. red says:

    How about the seduction of Lot, Ann Marie … I found some of the Lego positions highly disturbing. Just like the story.

  5. red says:

    The Instructions for Women in epistles is hilarious. Like: women are not allowed to speak in church, but the picture is of a woman noticing a raging fire in the back of the church and saying: “Uh … honey?” and her husband shushing her …

    hahahahaha

    http://www.thebricktestament.com/epistles_of_paul/instructions_for_women/1co14_34.html

  6. Lisa says:

    Ok.

    I’m v v glad I saw the “Epistles of Paul” part BEFORE I sent the link to my brother, the YOUTH MINISTER. Ye gads. I mean, he’s fairly open-minded, but LEGO cunnilingus? I don’t think that would go over very well, do you?

  7. Tom Cruise says:

    If I were a female lego figure, it would go over *quite* well, Lisa.

  8. red says:

    Lisa – hahaha What about the home decorations in those images? So funny.

    My favorite, still, is the woman not telling people that the church is on fire because she’s not allowed to speak.

    Tom Cruise: get another name if you want to post here. Joke’s over. For me, anyway.

  9. Emily says:

    Sheila,
    Sorry. It was me. I keep forgetting to change the auto-info.

  10. red says:

    Oh no!!! hahahahahaha That was you???

  11. red says:

    Sorry that I just inadvertently yelled at you, Emily.

  12. Emily says:

    That’s okay. You’re right. The joke *is* over.

    You didn’t really think it was Tom Cruise, did you? ;)

  13. red says:

    No, I didn’t think it was Cruise. hahahaha Can you imagine??

    I thought the person MIGHT end up being a scientology apologist, though – just because they showed up out of the blue, and only posted (until now) on the Scientology topics.

  14. Lisa says:

    My favorite ones are the “the head of the woman is man, the head of man is Jesus” ones with the interchangable LEGO heads.

    I laughed so hard I think I peed.

  15. RTG says:

    Totally off topic but did you hear that Jen and Ben got married and yes, she’s preggers.

    I give it 18 months.

  16. red says:

    HAHAHAHAHA henny youngman!!

    Look at the helmet things on the guards in the background!! They look they’re extras in a blaxploitation film.

  17. Lisa says:

    Those are TIRES!

    I’m telling you, that site is HYSTERICAL. I love the one where the verse says something about the Israelites called out to Yahweh, and all the little LEGO people are going, “Yahweh!” “Yahweh!” “Yahweh!”

    I’ve embarrassed myself several times today laughing at my desk.

  18. red says:

    i know …

    I like when all they have in the little bubbles over their heads is an enormous exclamation point. hahaha

    How bout this guy?

    HAHAHAHAHA

  19. Lisa says:

    The Gadarene Demoniacs: best band name EV.ER.

  20. Laura says:

    You’ll probably also love this:

    The Lord of the Rings

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