How Patrick Hughes ruined Thanksgiving

Too much that is funny here to even discuss.

One quote:

The food was traditional Thanskgiving fare, nobody set anything on fire or challenged anyone to a headbutting contest, and we all got properly and decently drunk on many many many beers and the occasional glass of wine. Despite a pledge to avoid this sort of thing and take the high road, we spent the bulk of the evening swapping stories about Cousin Barry, eventually retiring to our separate rooms to barricade the doors lest he show up there in the middle of the night with eyes full of murderous intent and a plate full of lasagna.

I enjoy how all the cousins have their own hyperlinks. hahaha Everyone in the family has their own story.

I also enjoy:

Getting up early to fish is all-American and manly and helps keep the prostate clean of all that terrible, sissy communism going around.

And his father’s “one concession to gay pride” – with the accompanying photo – made me laugh out loud.

Please read the whole thing.

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10 Responses to How Patrick Hughes ruined Thanksgiving

  1. beth says:

    his little brother is the best thing ever, isn’t he?

  2. red says:

    Craig? The one with the beard? Yes, I love Craig.

    I also LOVE the photo of his stepmother – with the water coming through the ceiling. hahaha He snaps a photo of her in that moment?

    I love this guy.

  3. David says:

    “Dirty man-broth” I may never recover from that.

  4. David says:

    It’s people like him, you and Alex that make me never want to start my own blog.

  5. Lisa says:

    You know what’s sad? I didn’t even have to click on his relative’s names, I KNEW THE STORIES ALREADY because I had sat and read his archives all in one day. Pitiful.

    Damn, he’s addictive.

  6. Mitchell says:

    the pic of the stepmom is the best!!!

  7. red says:

    mitchell – hahaha I know!

  8. Jen says:

    “Essentially, I’m a big girl, so I decided to soak in a hot bath for a while. Also, I got a bunch of barf on my arm, and wanted to wash that shit off.”

    I keep checking in all the time for new stories and they constantly make me cry with laughter.

  9. Alex says:

    A Big Gay Hippo?????

    I’m DYING!!!!!!

  10. red says:

    And how the sheets make him nauseous … the guy kills me!

    I love how the father shows up in the comments section and says, “I got no problem with gays or rainbows.”

    hahahaha

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