April 8, 2006

Snapshots - and a random bitch-slap

-- Rain pouring down.

-- Finished my Stalin book last night. I'm gonna miss reading it. It's still percolating - but I'll probably post a bit more about it when I've processed it.

-- Starting Master and Margarita. The first chapter is terrifying. So goddamn good.

-- Up early. Dark rainy dawn. Coffee, incense burning, the Chieftains playing softly. Preparation for a business call I had at 10 am.

-- Going to the gym today. I would prefer to do my daily walk thingie, but it's too rainy. Ellipticals. iPod armband. I am all set.

-- Huge project happening right now - that was what my call was about. Really exciting. I'll write more about it when I know more. But my head is full of ideas and enthusiasm! Cool stuff - right up my alley.

-- I miss my family. I feel like it's been ages since I saw all of them.

-- Get well, Meredith. You're in my thoughts.

-- Got a random email from a gentleman who took offense at the fact that (now get this) I linked to this - without warning him that there was racy language involved. Apparently, the word "dick" in the first paragraph of Zach's post was too much for Boo-Hoo Pants, and he felt like I had tricked him into reading it - and so he felt ASSAULTED by FILTH - with no warning. Can you believe this guy? I see other bloggers warn their readers: "Offensive language coming ... be warned." "I'm linking to this - but just be warned: there are some curse words!" And that's fine if they want to do that - that's up to them, but I will never do that and I will not feel obligated to do that. You know why? Well, a couple reasons.
1. Because I'm not offended by cursing, or words like "dick". And I'm in this blogging game for me, not You (You as in a general large audience-type "you".) I mean, I love my audience, hell - I love that I even HAVE an audience - are you kidding me?? But I got this audience just from writing about what I like to write about. That's the best part of blogging, for me.
2. This blog is mine, and I link to what I find interesting or hilarious. If other people find the stuff I link to interesting or hilarious as well - then that's awesome!! But I'd link to that stuff ANYway. I don't have time to be warning people left and right that the word "dick" appears in something I link to. What the hell? The only time I would probably warn you guys about something - is if it was a movie review that contained spoilers. Because I personally can't stand when I am not warned and suddenly a blogger/reviewer/what-have-you gives something away. But cursing? Dick talk? Wow. There are barely enough hours in the day for me to write/pursue my interests/have a personal life/workout/eat/shower ... without having to take the time to add little warnings to my blog-posts. And so, Mr. Clean-Language-Complaining-Beeyotch-Man, here's a link. Just for you!! Enjoy!!

-- Mitchell has so turned me on to pickled tomatoes. I need to go get some more. There's a kosher section of the Pathmark and we just CHOWED on those damn things while he was here. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by sheila
Comments

If you're offended by the word "dick," I think that makes you a dick.

Dick.

Posted by: Lisa at April 8, 2006 1:55 PM

There's still someone out there who is offended by the word "dick"? I bet "damn" really offends them too, and imagine what "humbug" must do.

Posted by: Tainted Bill at April 8, 2006 2:35 PM

Holy crap, the guy obviously didn't read "16 year-old Sheila"'s last diary post:
I don't give a shit what grade I get in Drama. You got that, bitch? If I got an F, I'd still be a fucking actress.

He would have gone apoplectic... To be honest, I was kind of surprised that "16 year-old Sheila" used that kind of language (I'm sure "30-something Shiela", however, knows some very choice words for people like the emailer)

Posted by: JFH at April 8, 2006 3:41 PM

Mmmmm...pickled tomatoes are a delight. Pickled green ones especially, but any kind is scrumptious.

Oh, and, BTW, to join the chorus, "dick." And "booger," too, for anyone who gets the reference.

Posted by: Dave J at April 8, 2006 5:03 PM

Okay. Whoa. The Tucker Max Story? Holy crap. Literally.

The was the most hilarious, utterly offensive, fantastic post I think I've ever read in my life.

Genius.

Remember Sheila, the Delete buton is our friend.

Posted by: Alex at April 8, 2006 5:08 PM

Tucker Max is a total dick - haha - and just - one of the funniest most offensive writers I've ever read. I'm addicted. I read him all the time.

Did you read the sushi pants story?

Posted by: red at April 8, 2006 6:49 PM

Dave J - I am so excited to have discovered pickled tomatoes. It will be my new snack.

Posted by: red at April 8, 2006 6:54 PM

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the Tucker Max link. It's been like two years since I read "sushi pants" and it still ranks as one of the greatest posts of all time.

And Mr. Cranky Easily-Offended Pants, I'd like to quote from the diner scene of Reservoir Dogs:

Mr. Brown: OK, let me tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick…

Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?

Mr. White: A lot...

Posted by: Noonz at April 8, 2006 8:18 PM

Alex N. - Did you know Tucker's book is now on the NY Times bestseller list? This is huge!!

I have been following Tucker's exploits on his book tour - and have been guffawing with laughter all along the way.

Posted by: red at April 8, 2006 8:38 PM

I was not aware! Perhaps I'll help keep him on said bestseller list...

Posted by: Noonz at April 8, 2006 8:54 PM

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

I'm very curious about the pickled tomatoes. I've never heard of them.

Posted by: mere at April 9, 2006 8:08 AM

hahahaha I love how many times the word "dick" has appeared, in general, in this thread.

Mere - the tomatoes we had were green - they were in a huge jar. Does Stop & Shop or Sam's have a kosher section? Check there.

sooooooooooo good.

Posted by: red at April 9, 2006 10:47 AM

Tucker Max is the only person who makes misogyny funny.

Posted by: Lisa at April 9, 2006 11:36 AM

Obviously, that dick is consticated.

Posted by: Stevie at April 9, 2006 7:02 PM

stevie - oh yes. On SO many levels.

Posted by: red at April 9, 2006 8:28 PM