-- Rain pouring down.
-- Finished my Stalin book last night. I'm gonna miss reading it. It's still percolating - but I'll probably post a bit more about it when I've processed it.
-- Starting Master and Margarita. The first chapter is terrifying. So goddamn good.
-- Up early. Dark rainy dawn. Coffee, incense burning, the Chieftains playing softly. Preparation for a business call I had at 10 am.
-- Going to the gym today. I would prefer to do my daily walk thingie, but it's too rainy. Ellipticals. iPod armband. I am all set.
-- Huge project happening right now - that was what my call was about. Really exciting. I'll write more about it when I know more. But my head is full of ideas and enthusiasm! Cool stuff - right up my alley.
-- I miss my family. I feel like it's been ages since I saw all of them.
-- Get well, Meredith. You're in my thoughts.
-- Got a random email from a gentleman who took offense at the fact that (now get this) I linked to this - without warning him that there was racy language involved. Apparently, the word "dick" in the first paragraph of Zach's post was too much for Boo-Hoo Pants, and he felt like I had tricked him into reading it - and so he felt ASSAULTED by FILTH - with no warning. Can you believe this guy? I see other bloggers warn their readers: "Offensive language coming ... be warned." "I'm linking to this - but just be warned: there are some curse words!" And that's fine if they want to do that - that's up to them, but I will never do that and I will not feel obligated to do that. You know why? Well, a couple reasons.
1. Because I'm not offended by cursing, or words like "dick". And I'm in this blogging game for me, not You (You as in a general large audience-type "you".) I mean, I love my audience, hell - I love that I even HAVE an audience - are you kidding me?? But I got this audience just from writing about what I like to write about. That's the best part of blogging, for me.
2. This blog is mine, and I link to what I find interesting or hilarious. If other people find the stuff I link to interesting or hilarious as well - then that's awesome!! But I'd link to that stuff ANYway. I don't have time to be warning people left and right that the word "dick" appears in something I link to. What the hell? The only time I would probably warn you guys about something - is if it was a movie review that contained spoilers. Because I personally can't stand when I am not warned and suddenly a blogger/reviewer/what-have-you gives something away. But cursing? Dick talk? Wow. There are barely enough hours in the day for me to write/pursue my interests/have a personal life/workout/eat/shower ... without having to take the time to add little warnings to my blog-posts. And so, Mr. Clean-Language-Complaining-Beeyotch-Man, here's a link. Just for you!! Enjoy!!
-- Mitchell has so turned me on to pickled tomatoes. I need to go get some more. There's a kosher section of the Pathmark and we just CHOWED on those damn things while he was here. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Posted by sheilaIf you're offended by the word "dick," I think that makes you a dick.
Dick.
Posted by: Lisa at April 8, 2006 1:55 PMThere's still someone out there who is offended by the word "dick"? I bet "damn" really offends them too, and imagine what "humbug" must do.
Posted by: Tainted Bill at April 8, 2006 2:35 PMHoly crap, the guy obviously didn't read "16 year-old Sheila"'s last diary post:
I don't give a shit what grade I get in Drama. You got that, bitch? If I got an F, I'd still be a fucking actress.
He would have gone apoplectic... To be honest, I was kind of surprised that "16 year-old Sheila" used that kind of language (I'm sure "30-something Shiela", however, knows some very choice words for people like the emailer)
Mmmmm...pickled tomatoes are a delight. Pickled green ones especially, but any kind is scrumptious.
Oh, and, BTW, to join the chorus, "dick." And "booger," too, for anyone who gets the reference.
Posted by: Dave J at April 8, 2006 5:03 PMOkay. Whoa. The Tucker Max Story? Holy crap. Literally.
The was the most hilarious, utterly offensive, fantastic post I think I've ever read in my life.
Genius.
Remember Sheila, the Delete buton is our friend.
Posted by: Alex at April 8, 2006 5:08 PMTucker Max is a total dick - haha - and just - one of the funniest most offensive writers I've ever read. I'm addicted. I read him all the time.
Did you read the sushi pants story?
Posted by: red at April 8, 2006 6:49 PMDave J - I am so excited to have discovered pickled tomatoes. It will be my new snack.
Posted by: red at April 8, 2006 6:54 PMThank you, thank you, thank you for the Tucker Max link. It's been like two years since I read "sushi pants" and it still ranks as one of the greatest posts of all time.
And Mr. Cranky Easily-Offended Pants, I'd like to quote from the diner scene of Reservoir Dogs:
Mr. Brown: OK, let me tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick…
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot...
Posted by: Noonz at April 8, 2006 8:18 PMAlex N. - Did you know Tucker's book is now on the NY Times bestseller list? This is huge!!
I have been following Tucker's exploits on his book tour - and have been guffawing with laughter all along the way.
Posted by: red at April 8, 2006 8:38 PMI was not aware! Perhaps I'll help keep him on said bestseller list...
Posted by: Noonz at April 8, 2006 8:54 PMdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick
I'm very curious about the pickled tomatoes. I've never heard of them.
Posted by: mere at April 9, 2006 8:08 AMhahahaha I love how many times the word "dick" has appeared, in general, in this thread.
Mere - the tomatoes we had were green - they were in a huge jar. Does Stop & Shop or Sam's have a kosher section? Check there.
sooooooooooo good.
Posted by: red at April 9, 2006 10:47 AMTucker Max is the only person who makes misogyny funny.
Posted by: Lisa at April 9, 2006 11:36 AMObviously, that dick is consticated.
Posted by: Stevie at April 9, 2006 7:02 PMstevie - oh yes. On SO many levels.
Posted by: red at April 9, 2006 8:28 PM