June 7, 2006

Xenu preserve us!

Look who's blogging now!

(I particularly enjoy this: "I received a certificate of merit from Mole Bump, Oklahoma for participating in the potato sack races at their annual Fourth of July picnic." PUT THAT CERTIFICATE ON THE WALL, good man!!) Posted by sheila

Comments

Yeah, right next to the letter of thanks from the mayor of Willits for cutting the ribbon at the grand opening of the Piggly Wiggly. In a gold frame.

Posted by: Emily at June 7, 2006 2:04 PM

hahahahahahaha

READ THE FINE PRINT on that plaque wall, people!!!

Posted by: red at June 7, 2006 2:05 PM

Nice.

And for comepltely random aside, thought you might be interested in this:

http://www.bostonist.com/archives/2006/06/07/anne_of_mashup_gables.php

Posted by: Dan at June 7, 2006 2:27 PM

dan -

oh. my. god.

Posted by: red at June 7, 2006 2:30 PM

Weird, eh?

Posted by: Dan at June 7, 2006 2:49 PM

"Oh really? And who do you work for?"

"A corporation."

Posted by: Alex at June 7, 2006 3:27 PM

alex - hahahahaha

How on earth I did not just bust out laughing then and there I will never know.

A CORPORATION?????

Posted by: red at June 7, 2006 3:29 PM

Elron ain't the only bloggin' clam!

Posted by: Emily at June 7, 2006 3:47 PM

Because you were thinking of all your students that depend on you and look up to you while you teach them.

....and we were both scared shitless.

Posted by: Alex at June 7, 2006 3:56 PM

I could feel her wanting to ask WHERE I taught ... so she could quickly infiltrate my school system with literacy projects, etc.

Posted by: red at June 7, 2006 3:58 PM

Oh Emily, that link.

Posted by: red at June 7, 2006 3:59 PM

//I have to go check on Suri, finish watching Taps, and workout so I can lose the baby weight for my upcoming summer wedding (to Tom Cruise!!!!)!//

"finish watching Taps" hahahahahaha

Posted by: red at June 7, 2006 4:10 PM

"I can't believe I have to wear Tom's bathrobe in public."

Posted by: Emily at June 7, 2006 4:12 PM

Well I think it's just amazing that Red and Emily (not to mention Alex) are providing us with so much amazing information about this truly amazing pair of young lovebirds!

Posted by: MikeR at June 7, 2006 5:32 PM

I'm AMAZED at your AMAZEMENT. It's really AMAZING.

Posted by: Emily at June 7, 2006 5:55 PM

Mike

I feel it's my duty as a United States citizen.

Posted by: Alex at June 7, 2006 6:05 PM

Emily

You've completely lost it. It's fabulous.

Posted by: Alex at June 7, 2006 6:06 PM

The whole thing is magnificent. Truly. Magnificent.

Posted by: red at June 7, 2006 6:16 PM

Also - as a life-long resident of Oklahoma, I must convey that the residents of Mole Bump are deeply offended by Mr Hubman's attempt to exploit his participation in their Independence Day festivities.

Posted by: MikeR at June 8, 2006 11:39 AM