The Sheila Variations

I was going to write something today about how no one has seen that damn baby yet. So WEIRD, considering how out there in the public eye the rest of their relationship was.

Apparently - no one will buy the photos - could that be true??

I can't imagine that's true, but that's the rumor.

WHAT? Why wouldn't they? If they're willing to buy Brangelina baby pics for 2 million, why not the alien spawn?

I know - it doesn't make sense to me.

Here's where I read it.

That just made me more angry! :) Like, they were only offered 3 million and were offended, so they rescinded the offer? Dickhead.

Seriously - it's like truly La-La land with these people. No connection to reality.

It's just as well. They'd probably have given it all to the Creepologists.

Suri's already been audited, I bet.

Taken to the mothership.

Do babies have to do the purif? I mean, aren't they already pure, aside from the thetan infestation?

Well, I suppose if Katie moaned or screamed during the birth - it would need to be monitored right away for engrams.

I'm seriously wondering if Katie even had a baby.

Me too. I know it's crazy. That would just be too feckin' bizarre of a thing to pull, but I can't help but wonder.

Can you even? If the whole thing was a fake, it was a DAMN good one.