Ridiculous-ness from stage-makeup class. I wish I had the photos of my friends as well - because I was in class with Mitchell and Jackie, and we were basically in rebellion against our required courses (brown wool leg-wraps, you understand). Either Jackie or Mitchell took these photos. So our underlying emotional subtext was: Look, lady, I know how to do stage makeup, mmkay?? But still. Uhm ...
We got into it.
Ah, Sean Young, before she went batshit insane.
I have no idea what this is. The lady in the water? The ho in the pool?
And finally:

Wow. Cheer up, chippy. You're lookin' a little, uhm ... dehydrated would be a nice way to put it.
haha..i have no recollection of my own make-up!!...i remember urs like it was yesterday..including that shirt in the middle pic..but ive forgotten my own life!!
Posted by: mitchell at September 4, 2006 11:02 PMIt was a sad sad day for me when I finally had to throw that shirt out. Didn't I wear it like every other day???
Posted by: red at September 4, 2006 11:03 PMFirst, I frankly love the turban in the first pic. And those eyes, that ... look.
Second pic .... The lipstick screams "I am dead!" The eye shadow screams, "I died with THIS on??"
Third pic ... I am speechless.
Posted by: tracey at September 4, 2006 11:43 PM.......................?
...the second one is SOO hot.
Posted by: Wutzizname at September 4, 2006 11:59 PM"Zoolander" was in heavy rotation this weekend, so I'm gonna guess that middle one was part of an audition for "Derelicte."
that last one might possibly be too, with the right props...like a shopping cart full of grocery bags and about eight cats.
She definitely has eight cats. I wish they made her happier though. That woman's eyes are bleak and hopeless!!
Posted by: red at September 5, 2006 8:40 AMI just love the first pic! You managed to look much better than the girl on the cover of the magazine.
And the other two pics are extremely funny!!! It's a pity we can't see what Mitchell and Jackie looked like ;)
I'm like stage-makeup; I look best from a distance.
Posted by: Eric the...bald at September 5, 2006 11:29 AMI LOVE YOUR SCANNER
I LOVE YOUR SCANNER
More to come, jack-um!!
Posted by: red at September 5, 2006 12:20 PMWow, that's you? Nice.
Posted by: Johnny Virgil at September 5, 2006 5:13 PMWow, you look so beautiful on the first two pics...
The third one is, uhm, well, kinda disturbing, really great artwork from your makeup artists!!
Posted by: LOOK_CLOSER at September 5, 2006 7:29 PM