Next book on my young adult fiction bookshelves:
Kilmeny Of The Orchard by L.M. Montgomery.
Okay. So I'm gonna be honest. This book is ridiculous. Doesn't mean I haven't read it a bunch of times - because some of the writing (the nature writing in particular) - is good - and also, it's Lucy Maud - so I've read all of her books multiple times - but the premise is ridiculous, the very REALITY of the book is ridiculous - it's like you have to blind your eyes to REALITY in order to accept this book.
Here are some of the themes:
-- Looks are all that matter. Kilmeny is described as literally the most beautiful girl in the world. Therefore: she is good. Anyone with a physical deformity of any kind should be ashamed of themselves - because basically that means that they have something ugly in their souls.
-- If you have foreign blood in you (meaning: anything other than Scotch or British) - you are not to be trusted.
-- You must believe in deus ex machinae. Kilmeny has not spoken for most of her life (for no apparent reason) - and at the very moment when she needs to - out comes her voice!!!
-- Oh and if you're mute? You should be ashamed and hide yourself away from the world And if you're a person who falls in love with a mute, then you must treat it as the biggest tragedy that has ever befallen you.
I mean, I guess it was a different time - yadda yadda - more provincial, there was more open prejudice against, you know, evil people like ... ITALIANS ... but for the most part, I am not confronted with the fact that Lucy Maud wrote her books at the beginning of the 20th century - her stuff still reads well, it's not sentimental or treacly - but this one? I read it and I want to bust in on all the morons living their stupid provincial racist lives and say, "Okay, guys, here's the deal, mkay? Just because he is half-Italian does not automatically mean that he is more prone to murder. That's the first thing. Second of all: who gives a crap that she's mute? Why does she have to never leave her farm in shame? Why are you all bummed out that she's mute? And lastly: Kilmeny is obviously meant to be a supermodel or something. Dude: STOP obsessing on how beautiful she is. She's not PERFECT, just because she's a babealicious babealolio. Let her be HUMAN, how 'bout that? Stop being so focused on her beauty."
So the story is: Eric Marshall is a 24 year old schoolteacher - and Lucy Maud makes some vague reference to the fact that he has been having a hard time recently. Maybe living a wild life? Running away from the expectations of his father? So he comes to this small sleepy town, and boards with someone, and teaches - and is basically all wrapped up in himself. Until one day - on a walk - he comes across THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD, standing in the woods. I think 2 pages are given to describing every nook and cranny of Kilmeny's stupid beauty. We hear about the flush on the cheek, the teeny lovable dimple, the long lashes, the creamy skin, the long black hair ... it goes on and on and on.
Lucy Maud makes Kilmeny's beauty a fetish. It's bizarre. She never really comes to life.
But anyway - blah blah - turns out Kilmeny never leaves her house - she sits there day in day out because she is mute, and this is the most shameful thing in the world. But - she can HEAR. She just can't speak. Nobody can understand why. She has a little slate around her neck and writes what she wants to say on that. You get the sense that there are some deep psychological issues with this babealicious babealoliio. She lives with her very strict aunt and uncle - her mother is dead. There are many many romantic and dramatic secrets in Kilmeny's past. And poor Eric just wants to be her friend. Yeah, right, Eric. You just want to be her friend. WhatEVS. Get a life, Eric.
Oh, and Kilmeny has a half-brother or something like that - and he has Italian blood in him (cue evil music) - and Eric has an immediate revulsion to him. But it just comes off as racist or stupid the way Lucy Maud writes it. It's not anything in his CHARACTER that causes the revulsion. It is the FOREIGN-NESS of him.
Get over it, Lucy. Sheesh. Big world outside of Canada with all kinds of races and peoples living good lives. Get over your damn Scotch Presbyterian self. Also: are you aware that some people who are babealicious babealolios actually have ugly mean little souls? Outer beauty is NOT everything. Stop making a fetish of it. Kilmeny could very well be a bitch on wheels - her beauty has nothing to do with her inner self.
Anyway, I do like the writing in this excerpt. Eric goes to speak with Kilmeny's strict aunt and uncle (whom he has never met) - basically to ask permission to hang out with Kilmeny. I just like the description of this old-timey room. Lucy Maud is able to make me go back in time in such excerpts.
Oh, and Eric is good-looking. And he knows it. He's a metrosexual in 1910. I dislike Eric, too. He's a shallow looks-obsessed pretty boy.
Excerpt from Kilmeny Of The Orchard by L.M. Montgomery.
Eric walked into the parlour and sat down as bidden. He found himself in the most old-fahioned room he had ever seen. The solidly made chairs and tables, of some wood grown dark and polished with age, made even Mrs. Williamson's "parlour set" of horsehair seem extravagantly modern by contrast. The painted floor was covered with round braided rugs. On the centre table was a lamp, a Bible, and some theological volumes contemporary with the square-runged furniture. The walls, wainscoted half way up in wood and covered for the rest of it with a dark, diamond-patterned paper, were hung with faded engravings, mostly of clerical-looking bewigged personages in gowns and bands.
But over the high, undecorated black mantel-piece, in a ruddy glow of sunset light striking through the window, hung one which caught and held Eric's attention to the exclusion of everything else. It was the enlarged "crayon" photograph of a young girl, and, in spite of the crudity of the execution, it was easily the centre of interest in the room.
Eric at once guessed that this must be the picture of Margaret Gordon, for, although quite unlike Kilmeny's sensitive, spirited face in general, there was a subtle, unmistakable resemblance about brow and chin.
The pictured face was a very handsome one, suggestive of velvety dark eyes and vivid colouring; but it was its expression rather than its beauty which fascinated Eric. Never had he seen a countenance indicative of more intense and stubborn will power. Margaret Gordon was dead and buried; the picture was a cheap and inartistic production in an impossible frame of gilt and plush; yet the vitality in that face dominated its surroundings still. What then must have been the power of such a personality in life?
Eric realized that this woman could and would have done whatsoever she willed, unflinchingly and unrelentingly. She could stamp her desire on everything and everybody about her, moulding them to her wish and will, in their own despite and in defiance of all the resistance they might make. Many things in Kilmeny's upbringing and temperament became clear to him.
"If that woman had told me I was ugly I should have believed her," he thought. "Ay, even though I had a mirror to contradict her. I should never have dreamed of disputing or questioning anything she might have said. The strange power in her face is almost uncanny, peering out as it does from a mask of beauty and youthful curves. Pride and stubbornness are its salient characteristics. Well, Kilmeny does not at all resemble her mother in expression and only very slightly in feature."
Posted by sheilaI could just be forgetting, but I don't think I've ever read Kilmeny. I've heard quite a lot about how not-amazing it is, though, so I'm not too dismayed. Still, if I ever should happen to come across a copy I'll read it, because it's LMM.
Posted by: Harriet at September 21, 2006 8:32 AMYeah, 2 pages into the description of Kilmeny and I'm like: I get it, I get it, she's gorgeous. Let's move ON.
I have to check her journals to see what was going on with LM at the point that she wrote this - I think it was her first book after Anne ... that might be wrong. I have to check.
Posted by: red at September 21, 2006 8:39 AMAlso:
//"If that woman had told me I was ugly I should have believed her," he thought. "Ay, even though I had a mirror to contradict her."//
Oh, get OVER yourself you vain popinjay!
Posted by: red at September 21, 2006 8:43 AMI've been thinking about flaws and trajectories for a while now, trying to put into words why I despise the victim mentality in politics and literary criticism. This post somes close to elucidating it - you like LMM, despite her flaws. You don't put down the rest of her work becuase of this one. You don't expect her to see things in a modern light. And, to be honest, the southern European immigrants of her day brought a lot of crime and social upheaval - that's a fact. She didn't see beyond that, but how many people did, in her generation and social circle? If it weren't for the disapproval expressed by the establishment, the criminal elements might have ahad a much freer reign in the immigrant communities, too.
But the key is that society was progressive: LMM's morality helped shape the people of the next generation who eventually integrated the immigrants into Candian and American society, because LMM's generation had some good in them too, and they were moving in the right direction.
The people who throw out the baby with the bathwater in lit crit tend to see the world as a series of snapshots, and looking at one picture they scream about how horrible white men/America/Western civilization are / is. What they miss is that life is a movie, not a still. Things change, people change, and we would not be the people we are today if it were not for the flawed people who came before us. Flawed yes, but also on the right path. The seeds of 1964 are right there in the Constitution and Declaration. "All men are created equal." All it took is for some people to get up and say "black people are people too", and the descnedents of the people that created the Declaration, but accepted slavery in the Constitution, suddenly broke through the blinders, applied the ethos of the Declaration to everyone, and embraced civil liberties for all. It was a continuation, not a revolution.
Trajectories do matter - in fact they may be the only things that do matter. When I look at China and Taiwan in the 1970s, I see 2 countries both under martial law. But the trajectories were very different. Today Taiwan has freedoms and prosperity given only to a few in the coastal cities of China, and even then given with the threat that they can be withdrawn at any time. But in the 60s and 70s, commie stooges could and did point out the repressions of the GMD to say "they're no worse than us". But yes, the GMD was better than the CCP - time has shown us how their paths diverged.
Sorry for the long comment, I was sort of thinking out loud on the keyboard, as it were.
Posted by: John at September 21, 2006 10:05 AMGreat comment, John!! !
Oh, I don't blame her for not seeing beyond her circle at all. In many ways, she was quite aHEAD of her time - especially in the way she wrote her female characters. Of course I respond to that, because I'm a woman, and I hate reading books from that time which assume all kinds of things about what women SHOULD be, and how they SHOULD act. Lucy Maud just didn't do any of that - and it's very freeing for me to read right now, and it certainly was when I was a teenager. Oh - and she gives the same freedom to her male characters as well - there isn't just one way they HAVE to be - there's a whole world of men out there, with different aspirations, personalities ... She covers most of it. Her characters are not cardboard cutouts - male or female - and it's so refreshing to read.
But I cringe when I read her descriptions of Irish characters, for example and fuggedabout the French Canadians - the way she writes about them is almost like a minstrel show. But yeah - she was a woman of her time.
And perhaps immigrants did bring bad things - but to assume (like she does - in this book, anyway) that because someone is Italian that there is something sneaky and murderous about him - merely because his skin is swarthy - I think: Oh, LM, you're better than that. Come on now. :)
Kilmeny of the Orchard is interesting because out of all of her books (and she wrote, what, 50 books??) - this is the the only one where I feel her limitations. Well, that's not true -there are a couple other books - but those are just boring, and she wrote them under great personal stress in her real life - so she did the best she could ... but Kilmeny is, uhm, bad. That's all there is to it. heh heh
I couldn't care less about any of those people - and THAT'S what is interesting to me about this particular book - because Lucy Maud's gift was like Dickens' gift - she could whip up 3 dimensional character sketches left and right. These people all come to life.
But in this book, all they are are their surfaces. It's really odd.
But it's a great comment you made - you should write a post on it, John.
Oh and this is COMPLETELY off-topic but I saw a weird caption to a photo yesterday, John - and almost posted on it but then whatever - I got busy.
It was a picture of the Shanghai skyline. And there were all these people standing on some kind of overlook staring at the skyline.
But the caption read: "The tendency of everyone to wear their pyjamas in public in Shanghai is an irritant to many of the residents."
I thought: WTF???
Do you have any idea what that might be about? Let me try to track down the photo.
Posted by: red at September 21, 2006 10:20 AMBut there's no article attached to it.
People wear pajamas in public all the time? That may be weird - but why is it such a big issue?? It's not like the tendency is to shoot your gun off in crowded shopping malls - you're just wearing your pajamas in public.
Anyway. Weird???
Posted by: red at September 21, 2006 10:24 AMHere is an article on the PJs. I did not notice this in Hong Kong or Beijing. Must be a Zhejiang / Jiangsu thing.
Posted by: John at September 21, 2006 11:50 AMHTML didn't take:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,,1346552,00.html
Posted by: John at September 21, 2006 11:51 AM//This is changing, in part because of a government campaign against "backwardness", in part because of the spread of global values, but largely because the residential environment is being transformed by one of the most spectacular building sprees the world has seen. //
Wow.
Thanks, John!
Posted by: red at September 21, 2006 11:53 AMWell, traditions may hang on even after evryone is moverd to high rises. It's still wise to walk well clear of Chinese busses because of the expectoration.
My FIL has a great story about the GMD's original anti-spitting campaign in the 30s (well pre-dating all those CCP ones) - started by Mme. Chiang herself. He said that people used to cross the street just to spit on the "No Spitting" signs.
Posted by: John at September 21, 2006 11:57 AMhahahahaha
I actually kinda wish I could wear my pajamas out and about. Most comfortable garments in the world. I'd love to sit in a pub with friends, wearing the ol' flannels.
Posted by: red at September 21, 2006 12:11 PMIt was interesting actually visiting PEI--I learned a lot about the history of the island. I had no idea just how much antagonism there was between the Scottish settlers and the French Canadians. The levels of vitriol that are still there today are astonishing, and it was worse by several orders of magnitude in LMM's time. So after learning about that, in reading her books I'm surprised that the French Canadian hired help and their Scottish employers didn't try to kill each other--although I suppose that might be a little disrupting to the narrative!
Posted by: Harriet at September 21, 2006 2:02 PMKilmeny is described as literally the most beautiful girl in the world.
I seem to remember several tween books in which this description was applied. It does make the mind bend.
And btw, Italians are evil.
Posted by: RTG at September 21, 2006 4:32 PM