November 27, 2006

There is nothing I could possibly say ...

... that would be sufficient warning for what you will see when you open this link.

Posted by sheila
Comments

Oh my goodness. It's holiday gimp wear.

I'm glad there's no one else in the office right now. I almost fell out of my chair from the laughter.

Posted by: Cullen at November 27, 2006 11:58 AM

The text is almost as funny. "It's too late for Sally. The darkness has got her now."

HAHAHAHA

what the hell???

Posted by: red at November 27, 2006 12:00 PM

hahahahahaha. I can't breathe. So, so funny. Your set up was great.

Posted by: PatrickP at November 27, 2006 12:07 PM

The kid's pleading, "Please, mom? For the love of all that is holy, mom?"

The top picture reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode where the pretty girl is getting plastic surgery and she's still beautiful but all the peopel around her are ugly and that's the norm. She looks like she's pleading that the surgery took.

Posted by: Cullen at November 27, 2006 12:08 PM

Cullen - hahahahahahaha

Yeah, the eyes look, in general, totally psychotic.

Posted by: red at November 27, 2006 12:12 PM

Holy shit.

I'm happy to say that in all the utter shite my mom has crocheted through the years (I wore a granny-square SKIRT, people! Unlined!) I can happily -- relievedly -- say that she never crocheted us a new face.

Posted by: Lisa at November 27, 2006 12:13 PM

Lisa - bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: red at November 27, 2006 12:16 PM

Tears, Lisa. I am in tears.

Posted by: Cullen at November 27, 2006 12:23 PM

I must have that to wear on the mountain and scare the bears.

Posted by: steve on the mountian at November 27, 2006 12:28 PM

how 'bout the weird quotation marks around "hair".

That is one of the funniest sites on the internet.

Posted by: red at November 27, 2006 12:34 PM

The comments over there on that post are hilarious as well. Someone mentions that their psyche has been shattered by what they saw ... hahahahaha

Posted by: red at November 27, 2006 12:38 PM

"Holiday gimp wear"...well done, Cullen.

Man, I've seen luchadore masks that were more subtle.

Posted by: Mark at November 27, 2006 1:28 PM

I think Mom was scared by a clown while expecting. Looking at that mask, I feel her fear. :::weeping:::

Posted by: Nightfly at November 27, 2006 2:10 PM

Oh my

thats one freaky face mask. AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN!!!!
the girl!!!she has yarn hair!

Posted by: mere at November 27, 2006 3:39 PM

mere -

I know!!! Isn't that just the freakiest thing ever?

Posted by: red at November 27, 2006 3:41 PM

Jesus God in Heaven, someone help me. You're right...you didn't give enough warning.

Posted by: Jen at November 27, 2006 4:42 PM

That one little kid is supposed to be an INDIAN?? I just assumed he was Foghorn Leghorn.

I feel I've been irretrievably altered on a molecular level.

Posted by: tracey at November 27, 2006 6:31 PM

//on a molecular level//

you are absolutely killing me.

Yes. I have also been forever changed by this.

Posted by: red at November 27, 2006 7:03 PM

omg. the chicken!!!!

Posted by: beth at November 28, 2006 1:13 PM

HA HA!! I have to say, the comments generated by these knitted horrors always make me laugh. It totally makes the whole thing worth it when I find myself giggling uncontrollably in my office at people's reaction. I love the internets.

And knowing that I've now inflicted molecular damage? Well, it warms the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: Debbie at November 28, 2006 3:39 PM

It's like what Ronald McDonald would wear if he was a Hezbollah terrorist.

Posted by: dorkafork at November 28, 2006 9:09 PM