“way down SOUTH”

Brunch in Andersonville with friends. Just like old times. I am always happy to see the things that do NOT change (the fabulous “Jesus Saves” church with its old-fashioned neon sign, Ann Sather, Presence – my favorite store ever, Reza’s – I went on a date there once – yummy food) and then the new things. Like Hamburger Mary’s on Balmoral and Clark. What a FUN joint. Open for brunch. Fabulous music. We heard: “There’s Always Tomorrow” from Rudolph, “All I want for Christmas” – by Mariah (“It’s a modern Christmas classic,” announced Mitchell), “Papa Can You Hear Me” from Yentl … etc.

Eric met us (oh, and Eric gave me a makeover on Saturday – he works at the Smashbox counter at Macy’s – that USED to be Marshall Field … and Mitchell and I stopped by – and Eric just did me UP … I’ll have to write more about that later, it was awesome – Eric is totally an artist. I could not believe the transformation in my face. But it was subtle – I still looked like me – just completely glamourous, and much younger. Well done, you! And what the hell, I splurged – and bought some fancy-ass makeup – I’m really happy) – and Kate and the baby came too. Mitchell dashed up and down Clark like a maniac, arranging to have some cheapo furniture shipped back to his apartment from a second-hand store – I could see him running by the window on occasion – however, he eventually joined us – and we all sat around, and drank coffee, had a big brunch, and baby-worshipped. He was just sleeping for the most part, but still. It’s hard to not just look at him all the time. Oh, and Kate regaled us with her brrrrrrrillllliant (and terrifying) Ann Miller imitation. We HOWLED. “way down SOUTH …” etc. I’ve seen Kate’s boozy Liza, I’ve seen Kate’s passive-aggressive emotionally tormented smile-that-looks-like-a-wince “Robin” (“I’ve never felt so free”) – I’ve seen many of her characters – but never her Ann Miller. Something really frightening happened to her eyes when she hit the word “SOUTH”. They went a little bit dead.

Much hilarity when discussing Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte. Mitchell said, “Someone informed Agnes Moorehead that she should play the role as a fat black woman.” Mitchell did her classic line: “I don’ know nothin’ ’bout that ripped up old dreeeesss.” If you know how she says that line, then you will know that Agnes Moorehead is the weirdest most specific and yet most bizarre actress on the planet. I love her. That is one of the weirdest performances in film history. “I don’ know nothin’ ;bout that rippped up old dreeeesss.” Uhm – what? And then of course Alex and Mitchell have this whole joke about Olivia de Havilland’s response to that screechy insanity. “She’s in a different movie,” said Mitchell. Cut back to Olivia. She’s all soft focus and blurry. She says in a soft mellifluous and yet somehow ominous voice, “But you do know … that it was rrrrripped …” with lots of gentle contortions with her mouth – which Alex and Mitchell have completely exaggerated beyond any recognition to the original.

Oh – and we kind of cannot stop talking about Dreamgirls. We are all about Dreamgirls. We cannot wait for Dreamgirls. I don’t know anyone who is not counting the days for that movie to open. Mitchell said, “I’m so excited for that movie to open that sometimes I forget to even wash myself.” We talked about it off and on for days. Dreamgirls, Dreamgirls, Dreamgirls. Next week cannot come soon enough. I wish we could all go together.

I went back to Kate’s place and we spent hours hanging out, talking, and basically baby-worshipping. Everything he did we oohed and ahhed over. We just sat and stared at him sleeping, watching little flickers of … emotions? Gas? … pass over his face. He’s perfect. It was just great to see her with him, to see Tim with him – to talk to them about their new roles, how they’re doing, all that stuff. I loved it.

Made me wish I lived closer.

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15 Responses to “way down SOUTH”

  1. Betsy says:

    I’m having Dreamgirls issues as well.

  2. just1beth says:

    (me too)

  3. red says:

    I CAN’T WAIT.

    We all must see it as soon as possible so we can discuss it.

  4. DBW says:

    I know all about the baby-worshipping. We laugh now when we look at our home movies. You can plot the intensity of our baby obsession through those movies. The first few years of my son’s life, we filmed him about every other day. We have HOURS and HOURS of him just sitting there being cute. He would burp or grimace, and we would exclaim and laugh like…crazy parents who are deeply, deeply in love with their child. Now, of course, our love is not lessened, but we have tempered the obsession. Our movies tend to be of the holidays or special events. When we watch one of the old ones where it is just our son sitting in his highchair for TWO hours or so, we say, “What in the hell were we thinking?” Truthfully, I know what we were thinking–has any kid on Earth ever been this wonderful, this cute, this charming, this smart, this world-changingly fantastic? Of course, most parents think the same things, but the little things just mesmerize you when they first come into your lives. I’m just thankful we filmed so often because you tend to forget so many of the details.

  5. Ken says:

    I can still remember my surprise when I found that Agnes Moorehead portrayed Margo Lane in the old Orson Welles The Shadow radio plays (brought to you, variously, by Blue Coal and BF Goodrich Silvertown Cords). I had a couple of the audiocassettes, once upon a time.

  6. Betsy says:

    The thing is – I’ll get to RI in the late afternoon on Christmas. I could go to a later show if anyone is around…???

  7. red says:

    I’ll be around!!!

  8. Betsy says:

    Beth? Mere? Dreamgirls?

  9. red says:

    Christmas night? I’m in.

  10. Betsy says:

    woo hoo!

  11. red says:

    Move! Move!
    Move right out of my life!
    Move! Move!
    Move right out of my life!
    You better move
    You’re steppin’ on my heart
    I said move (Move!)
    You’re tearin’ it apart, please move!
    Ohhh what am I gonna do
    My heart – my heart!
    Ooh, breaking breaking up over you
    (Breaking breaking up over you!)

  12. just1beth says:

    I think I am going to be back up in Mass. on Christmas night. I am unsure. I am going to Boston Fri 12/22-24. Then we are supposed to come back to RI on the 24th and turn around and head back up to Sharon, Mass. (right outside of Boston) on Christmas Day. Frankly, I find that a bit insane. What time are you thinking of the movie? Cause I kinda don’t want to hang out at my sister-in-laws for any huge amount of time….

  13. red says:

    Could you maybe check into times, Beth – like at the Showcase or at the new movie place on Route 1?? I would imagine the ProJo already is listing times for its opening day.

    If you figure out a time that works for you – I am sure we can work around it.

    Wouldn’t this be so fun??

  14. Kate says:

    I totally forgot about “I’ve never felt so free”!!!!

    what a great weekend. What a great time. Get your ass back here.

  15. red says:

    That character, Kate, was so tragic, and so brilliant.

    I think you said once, as Robin: “I’ve been very much into the color red lately … the color of the goddess …” (only you had this pained about-to-burst into tears look on your face …) “I’ve never felt so free.”:

    Like …. the color of the goddess, Robin?

    You are so UN-free you have NO IDEA.

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