February 7, 2008
"Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?"
February 13th. We're going to see Izzard!!!!! 3rd row! I can't WAIT!
We are beside ourselves.
"I AM your wife."
"What is it, Sebastien? I'm arranging matches."
"Did I leave the gas on? Of course not! I'm a fucking squirrel!"
Izzard as Hitler the painter: "I can't get the trees right ... I must kill everyone in the world!"
"We claim India!"
"You can't do that! A billion people live here, you bastards!"
"Yes, but ... do you have a flag?"
"England isn't going to the moon! We couldn't put a guy in a track suit up a ladder!"
"I am more of an executive transvestite."
"Je suis le Presidente de Burundi."
"She was doing splashy-splashy."
"She was China in the United Nations Security Council of my virginity."
"All of Europe - you must do this! Well, we're not gonna ...."
"And if you don't speak French, well all of that was fucking funny."
I CAN'T WAIT.
Posted by sheila | TrackBackJEALOUS!
Posted by: Kathy at February 7, 2008 11:13 AMI know, right?? I'm practically jealous of MYSELF! I can't wait!
Posted by: red at February 7, 2008 11:17 AMOMG OMG OMG OMG!!! I am so excited for you!!
...and I heard George Carlin's coming to the Meyerhoff soon...damned income taxes...I need MONEY!!!!
Posted by: wutzizname at February 7, 2008 1:52 PMwutz - I know! I have you to thank for bringing Izzard into my life in the first place! THANK YOU.
Can't wait to see his new material, what he wears, etc. We're gonna freak out.
Posted by: red at February 7, 2008 2:33 PM"You see, Osteopath and Chiropractor are quite different, because of the spelling."
Posted by: wutzizname at February 7, 2008 3:01 PM"My name is Pierre. I come from Paris. I want to have sex with your family."
Posted by: red at February 7, 2008 3:07 PM"I am an Evil Giraffe. I will eat more leaves than I should, so that other Giraffes may die..."
Posted by: wutzizname at February 7, 2008 3:11 PM"Le Suree es sur la table!!!"
Posted by: wutzizname at February 7, 2008 3:14 PMI expect a full report. Is the urge to bootleg strong right now? I know you won't do that, but if you get what I'm saying (andIthinkyoudo) it would be much appreciated.
{insert blatant winking here}
;)
Posted by: Kathy at February 7, 2008 3:50 PM"The rebels are coming, Leftenant Sebastian!"
"Do they want tea?"
"I don't think so, sir. I don't know what they want...but they've brought a flag."
"Well, damn, that's...dash cunning of them."
Posted by: Dave J at February 7, 2008 10:08 PMSheila!!!! I am so jealous I feel like throwing a temper tantrum.
I think we're trying to get to see Izzard too. I LURVES me some Izzard. Sucha pretty boy...
Posted by: Marti at February 8, 2008 11:33 AMI'm more jealous of you right now than I am of anyone on the planet.
Posted by: Alex at February 8, 2008 3:28 PMI wish I could see Eddie Izzard, because man, I sure could use a laugh. (Sorry, I'm really depressed. I just found out Engelbert Humperdinck died. He was in a car in L.A. driving along and something hit him or something like that.)
Posted by: dorkafork at February 9, 2008 12:40 AM