... and I contemplate things like my stock portfolio and existential issues surrounding my own mortality. I am deep in thought. I revel in solitude and the vaguely melancholy source of my own intellectual meanderings. Please do not disturb.

Hahaha. You are a loon. Or a duck.
Posted by: tracey at August 11, 2008 12:29 PMOne of my favorite things to do is anthropomorphize!
Posted by: red at August 11, 2008 3:11 PMAlex - I miss you!
I am still laughing about you running over that teenager with your boogie board. I can't get the image out of my mind.
Posted by: red at August 11, 2008 5:26 PMI seriously read through the paper this morning just to see if there was a mysterious Boogie Board death recorded.
There wasn't. Thank Christ.
Posted by: Alex at August 11, 2008 5:55 PMMy favorite part is him shouting "Ay!" before you ran him down.
Posted by: red at August 11, 2008 7:42 PM