"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."
-- Robert Benchley
These are all great, but I put my comment here because of my soft spot for humorists.
By the by, just watched Episode 15, Season 2 of 'Alfred Hitchcock Hour' (not 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents') on hulu. Did it star John Cassavetes and Gena Rowlands? Why ,yes, it did.