The Chestnut Army

Last night, with a sky that looked like impending doom, and a wind that literally blew me down the street, I went and got groceries. And struggled my way, against the wind, up the hill home. It actually was kind of fun. There was no rain. But the wind was a formidable opponent.

The only really dangerous thing I had to deal with, in terms of Hurricane Isabel, was being dive-bombed from above by falling chestnuts.

One of them hit me on the noggin. I thought it was a bolt from the blue, I thought it was an invisible lightning strike, I shrieked as though I had been electrocuted. Then I saw the shiny hard chestnut rolling on the sidewalk. Like an idiot, I stood and contemplated it for a moment. I love chestnuts. And in that moment, 5 more came hurtling down from the tree and pummeled me about the head and neck.

And that was my experience with the Category 2 gale.

Oh, and since today is Talk Like a Pirate Day, I say about the wind: THAR SHE BLOWS!

I’m descended from a female pirate, by the way.

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3 Responses to The Chestnut Army

  1. Jim Moran says:

    Grace O’Malley, The Dark Lady of Doona has a descendant living in the imaginary hamlet of Weehagawken who known as

    S H E I L A OF D O O P

    I’m mightly impressed, arh arh

    the chesnuts were a warning and a prophecy

  2. red says:

    I like that.

    “The chestnuts were a warning and a prophecy.” I may have to use that someday in a story.

  3. Jim Moran says:

    You will have to get written permission from my agent/lawyer first. I am considering using it as lyrics in a song that could possibly be performed by an entertainer who is under contract to Sony and represented by the RIAA.

    You’ll understand I’m sure…

    ROTFLMAO

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