{"id":108724,"date":"2002-11-12T21:16:14","date_gmt":"2002-11-13T02:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=108724"},"modified":"2015-10-18T21:17:34","modified_gmt":"2015-10-19T01:17:34","slug":"how-i-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=108724","title":{"rendered":"How I Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was describing to Mitchell an amusing hook-up I had with a guy last week, in which I regaled said guy with funny stories, and where I felt I had a captive audience. (I was right. He LOVED me, within five seconds.)<\/p>\n<p>But the way I expressed this to Mitchell was: &#8220;I was being pro-actively amusing, and he was really getting that.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>There was a long pause, and then Mitchell said, &#8220;What??&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>From that moment on, &#8220;pro-actively amusing&#8221; was the catchphrase of the weekend. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh don&#8217;t mind me, I&#8217;m just being pro-actively amusing.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Was that supposed to be a joke?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, I was attempting to be pro-actively amusing.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Speaking of postmodern claptrap, why couldn&#8217;t I just say: &#8220;The man laughed at every single one of my jokes. We have the same sense of humor.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>No, no, no. That doesn&#8217;t quite describe it at all &#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was describing to Mitchell an amusing hook-up I had with a guy last week, in which I regaled said guy with funny stories, and where I felt I had a captive audience. (I was right. He LOVED me, within &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=108724\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108724"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108724"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":108725,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108724\/revisions\/108725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}