{"id":114148,"date":"2016-02-24T15:25:29","date_gmt":"2016-02-24T20:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=114148"},"modified":"2017-12-11T08:28:49","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T13:28:49","slug":"mitchell-fain-presents-part-4-zac-efron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=114148","title":{"rendered":"Conversations with Mitchell, Part 4: Zac Efron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/zac-efron-body-23.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/zac-efron-body-23.jpg\" alt=\"zac-efron-body-23\" width=\"512\" height=\"577\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/zac-efron-body-23.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/zac-efron-body-23-89x100.jpg 89w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/zac-efron-body-23-177x200.jpg 177w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/zac-efron-body-23-355x400.jpg 355w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n<i><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=56685\" target=\"blank\">Part 1<\/a>: Justin Timberlake, Lena Horne, Doris Day, Jill Clayburgh, Cary Grant, Don Rickles.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=57123\" target=\"_blank\">Part 2: <\/a> Woody Allen, Joan Crawford, Lily Tomlin, Claude Rains, Burt Reynolds.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=89103\" target=\"_blank\">Part 3:<\/a> Joan Rivers.<br \/>\nThe game: I pick a bunch of famous people, without alerting Mitchell as to who they are beforehand. I throw their names at him one by one, first asking him to describe each person using only one word (because nobody sums people up like Mitchell), and then moving onward to a discussion. Mitchell and I have been friends since we met in college. We have been having conversations like this for years, so I thought it would be fun to start taping them. <\/p>\n<p>First up? <b>ZAC EFRON<\/b>, an actor\/singer\/dancer\/sex-symbol Mitchell and I have already discussed ad nauseum. I was riveted by what he did in <i>Neighbors<\/i> (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=83875\" target=\"blank\">wrote about it here<\/a>), but I&#8217;ve liked him in other things as well. <\/p>\n<p>So let&#8217;s get to it. <\/i><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>Sheila O&#8217;Malley:<\/big> Zac Efron. One word. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>Mitchell Fain:<\/strong><\/big> Oh God. I&#8217;m already trying not to be prurient. I&#8217;m just going to say <strong>Prurience<\/strong> and call it a day. So the first thing is that he becomes famous when he&#8217;s a kid. He&#8217;s so pretty he looks like Japanese anime. <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/boy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/boy.jpg\" alt=\"boy\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114178\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/boy.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/boy-75x100.jpg 75w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/boy-150x200.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/550x298_zac-efron-discusses-high-school-musical-and-his-career-5031.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/550x298_zac-efron-discusses-high-school-musical-and-his-career-5031.jpg\" alt=\"550x298_zac-efron-discusses-high-school-musical-and-his-career-5031\" width=\"550\" height=\"298\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114177\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/550x298_zac-efron-discusses-high-school-musical-and-his-career-5031.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/550x298_zac-efron-discusses-high-school-musical-and-his-career-5031-100x54.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/550x298_zac-efron-discusses-high-school-musical-and-his-career-5031-200x108.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/550x298_zac-efron-discusses-high-school-musical-and-his-career-5031-400x217.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And he&#8217;s the kind of boy who is so beautiful that he&#8217;s almost feminine. He doesn&#8217;t behave in an effeminate manner, but &#8211; <\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> He&#8217;s beautiful, as opposed to handsome. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> Of course now he&#8217;s becoming handsome as he gets older and thicker &#8230; and &#8230; I can&#8217;t talk about it &#8230; hairy-chested &#8230; This is going to be painful. I have an appreciation for talented cute teeny-bopper boys. <strong>Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Lance Kerwin, Willie Aames, Scott Baio<\/strong> &#8211; adorable beautiful boys. <\/p>\n<p>Zac is the fantasy of little girls and little gay boys everywhere, especially in <em>High School Musical<\/em>, because he was so un-threatening. What&#8217;s interesting about Zac Efron, and I would put <strong>Daniel Radcliffe<\/strong> in a similar category: These boys got an amazing opportunity, young, and for a long time they had very little control over their careers. They were children.<\/p>\n<p>But let&#8217;s go back. Let&#8217;s not dismiss <em>High School Musical<\/em>. The <em>High School Musical<\/em> phenomenon is not to be under-estimated as far as the buying power of Tweens. <em>High School Musical<\/em> almost invented the word Tween. We started to talk about Tweens almost <em>because<\/em> of <em>High School Musical<\/em>.  <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/scream-6077.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/scream-6077.jpg\" alt=\"scream-6077\" width=\"700\" height=\"433\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/scream-6077.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/scream-6077-100x62.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/scream-6077-200x124.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/scream-6077-400x247.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> Those Tweens will be fans of Zac Efron until he&#8217;s 80. If Ralph Macchio opened in a movie right now, I would camp out outside the theatre. That&#8217;s a crush dating from when I was 12 that will last my life. Please continue. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> In a way, the fall and limitations of someone like <strong>Ryan O&#8217;Neal<\/strong> is such a shame to me because I&#8217;d still go see him in anything. If he were still a viable movie star the way that <strong>Richard Gere<\/strong> is still a viable movie star &#8230; He changed my life at 6 or 7 years old, when I first saw that beautiful blonde man. <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/whatsupdoc08.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/whatsupdoc08.jpg\" alt=\"whatsupdoc08\" width=\"896\" height=\"519\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/whatsupdoc08.jpg 896w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/whatsupdoc08-100x58.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/whatsupdoc08-200x116.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/whatsupdoc08-400x232.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 896px) 100vw, 896px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nLike Radcliffe, Efron has now taken control of his career. Maybe Daniel Radcliffe has made smarter choices, more intellectual choices, but both of them have taken control in a way that is appropriate for them, and it&#8217;s rare, and cool. <\/p>\n<p>There was that thing at some red carpet event where Zac Efron reached into his pocket and condoms fell out. Really, Zac? Come on. I think that was a completely deliberate thing. I think he and his friends or he and his managers were like, &#8220;How do we get people to think of me as a person who fucks people? I need people to stop thinking about my pretty face. I&#8217;m a grown-up now and I want you to think about the fact that I put rubber on my hard cock and then put it in people.&#8221; The red carpet moment made you think: <em>Zac Efron carries condoms?<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fvZMbTONG2E\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\nWe were just <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=113878\" target=\"_blank\">talking about <strong>Jean Harlow<\/strong><\/a>, and her luscious body wrapped in satin cut on the bias. And now it&#8217;s 2016, and we get to objectify Zac Efron&#8217;s body.<\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> And he participates in that as though he&#8217;s posing for Michelangelo. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> AbsoLUTEly. And he drives even other straight men crazy with desire. I mean, the way Seth Rogen responds to Zac Efron? Rogen went on an entire press tour talking about the perfection of Zac Efron. People can&#8217;t handle it. We now live in a time where straight men can talk about their man-crushes. <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/477326223.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/477326223.jpg\" alt=\"477326223\" width=\"660\" height=\"350\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/477326223.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/477326223-100x53.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/477326223-200x106.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/477326223-400x212.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now let&#8217;s go deeper. Efron was a musical theatre kid and he could sing and dance. And in <i>High School Musical<\/i>, he&#8217;s really dancing, which is very sexy. But they dubbed his voice for the singing. In the second movie, he insisted on singing himself. <\/p>\n<p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Kze5Eo39lzA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\nAnd then he made the super wise choice to be in <em>Hairspray<\/em>, and he NAILED it. He was so <em>sincere<\/em> in <i>Hairspray<\/i>, and I think that&#8217;s what it comes down to: You don&#8217;t expect <em>that<\/em> boy to be <em>sincere<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4zZ1ZLWPJBQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\n<big><strong>SOM:<\/big> It&#8217;s a killer combo.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> In <em>Neighbors<\/em>, which we both love &#8230; the movie is constantly making us think of the way his abs lead down to his No-No place. And, again, even in <i>Neighbors<\/i>, he&#8217;s so <em>sincere<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/giphy1.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/giphy1.gif\" alt=\"giphy\" width=\"500\" height=\"250\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114192\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n<big><strong>SOM:<\/big> That&#8217;s why that movie is what it is. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> What comes to mind for me when I think about Zac Efron, and why I think you and I love him so much, is <strong>Errol Flynn<\/strong>. Errol Flynn was so handsome, so unbe<em>liev<\/em>ably gorgeous. He had so much charisma. And so it was hard to take Errol Flynn seriously. <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/errol-robin-hood-gif-251.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/errol-robin-hood-gif-251.gif\" alt=\"errol-robin-hood-gif-251\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114194\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nIt took <strong>Bette Davis<\/strong> 30 years after the fact to go, &#8220;I re-watched <em>Elizabeth and Essex<\/em> and he was so much better than I gave him credit for, and I was mean to him and I wasn&#8217;t fair.&#8221; And looking back, how <em>do<\/em> you take him seriously? It pissed Bette Davis off that anyone would take him seriously enough to put him in a film with her. <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/elizessex.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/elizessex.jpg\" alt=\"elizessex\" width=\"332\" height=\"500\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/elizessex.jpg 332w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/elizessex-66x100.jpg 66w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/elizessex-133x200.jpg 133w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/elizessex-266x400.jpg 266w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 332px) 100vw, 332px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nAnd I think Zac Efron pisses people off in a similar way, in a kind of &#8220;Fuck him. Pretty boy&#8221; kind of way. Meanwhile, though, he&#8217;s busy quietly garnering the respect of his peers. Seth Rogen and that cool group of guys are taking him in. <\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> Him and Channing Tatum.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> Efron and Channing are similar in that they are channeling or representing &#8230; I know I use this word too much, but there&#8217;s a zeitgeist, a shift in male sexuality that&#8217;s <em>post<\/em>-metro-sexuality. It&#8217;s starting to be a little bit unfettered from the homophobic vibe of the past. So if Seth Rogen and <strong>James Franco<\/strong> and all these cool dudes think that Zac Efron and Channing Tatum are cool and if Seth Rogen admits that he thinks Zac and Channing are insanely hot, then it&#8217;s cool for you to like your pretty friend in the same way. Dudes are admitting that they can appreciate other pretty dudes. <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_n0fx2yLLIw1qda6uso3_r1_500.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_n0fx2yLLIw1qda6uso3_r1_500.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_n0fx2yLLIw1qda6uso3_r1_500\" width=\"500\" height=\"207\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114195\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nI see it in my really young friends. A friend of mine, 22, has a posse of friends, and he&#8217;s so proud of the fact that they&#8217;re all beautiful, that none of them are homophobic, and he&#8217;s vain about it in a way that somehow is very sexy. It&#8217;s not vain like &#8220;Fuck you&#8221;, it&#8217;s vain like &#8220;Come appreciate us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> That&#8217;s <i>Magic Mike<\/i> in a nutshell. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> YES. <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/magic-mike-xxl-channing-tatum-first-trailer-060515.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/magic-mike-xxl-channing-tatum-first-trailer-060515.gif\" alt=\"magic-mike-xxl-channing-tatum-first-trailer-060515\" width=\"500\" height=\"209\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114198\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> Early on, when he was trying to establish himself post-<em>High School Musical<\/em>, Zac Efron made a couple of dismissive comments about the <em>High School Musical<\/em> audience, trying to distance himself from them. I remember thinking, &#8220;Oh God, no, don&#8217;t do that &#8230; Those girls will love you forever, don&#8217;t alienate them.&#8221; Of course, he was very young at the time. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> He hasn&#8217;t done a musical since <em>Hairspray<\/em>. He was very smart to do <em>Hairspray<\/em> but he has deliberately not done one since. As it turns out, he really can sing and dance. Who knows if he can sing live onstage, but he can sing and dance. But he has that thing that you and I talk about all the time that makes someone not just an actor &#8211; which we love, too &#8211; but a <em>movie star<\/em>. And it was in <em>Neighbors<\/em> where he flipped the switch on that, because there&#8217;s a darkness to that character in <i>Neighbors<\/i> too. I wonder if the success of Daniel Radcliffe and Zac Efron as young adults has to do with the fact that they learned how to act as children. There&#8217;s an openness to receiving, in both of them, because that&#8217;s how it is when you&#8217;re a kid. When you&#8217;re a kid, you receive <em>everything<\/em>. There are very few people who have Zac Efron&#8217;s charisma. You can&#8217;t learn it. <\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> It probably pisses a lot of serious actors off.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> It probably pisses him off too. I worry about him a little bit in a way that I don&#8217;t worry about Radcliffe, because Efron is so smoking hot (although Radcliffe, I think, is incredibly sexy too). But Radcliffe never has to work another day in his life. Who knows if Zac Efron is in that same financial position. Daniel Radcliffe never ever ever has to work another day in his life, period, end of story. He&#8217;ll always be Harry Potter. Zac Efron does have to work a little bit harder. <\/p>\n<p>There are a couple of things that are interesting about Zac Efron as a personality, things that I worry will get in the way of his work. The condoms on the red carpet. The &#8220;Oh, I just happened to be naked on that balcony&#8221; behavior. I&#8217;m not judging it. Don&#8217;t get me wrong. It&#8217;s fucking fantastic. He is spank-bank fodder for many many people and he knows it. I think it&#8217;s great that he uses it in his work.<\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> It would be silly not to.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> Not to give him this much credit yet, but in the way that we&#8217;ve talked about in terms of <strong>Catherine Deneuve<\/strong> and how she has always used her looks in whatever roles she takes. It would be silly for her to be in a movie that did not acknowledge her beauty. <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/MV5BMTU3MzI5NDE1Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTUwMjI0Nw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/MV5BMTU3MzI5NDE1Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTUwMjI0Nw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg\" alt=\"MV5BMTU3MzI5NDE1Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTUwMjI0Nw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_\" width=\"640\" height=\"669\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/MV5BMTU3MzI5NDE1Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTUwMjI0Nw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/MV5BMTU3MzI5NDE1Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTUwMjI0Nw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_-96x100.jpg 96w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/MV5BMTU3MzI5NDE1Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTUwMjI0Nw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_-191x200.jpg 191w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/MV5BMTU3MzI5NDE1Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTUwMjI0Nw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_-383x400.jpg 383w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nThat&#8217;s why I didn&#8217;t like that Clint Eastwood movie <i>The Changeling.<\/i> To have <strong>Angelina Jolie<\/strong> walk into a room and not have everyone in that room acknowledge that she looks like that &#8230; it&#8217;s a lie and I&#8217;m out of the movie. Sorry. It would be like pretending <strong>Lauren Bacall<\/strong> didn&#8217;t look like what she looked like. <strong>Katharine Hepburn<\/strong> talked about being on location with Lauren Bacall for <i>African Queen<\/i> and coming out of her tent and seeing Bacall pouring a cup of coffee for <strong>Humphrey Bogart<\/strong>, looking like a million bucks in the middle of the jungle, and Hepburn thinking, &#8220;Fuck You &#8230; except I love you and you&#8217;re fabulous.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_mxs6f9AYZj1rji1abo1_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_mxs6f9AYZj1rji1abo1_1280.jpg\" alt=\"tumblr_mxs6f9AYZj1rji1abo1_1280\" width=\"984\" height=\"821\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_mxs6f9AYZj1rji1abo1_1280.jpg 984w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_mxs6f9AYZj1rji1abo1_1280-100x83.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_mxs6f9AYZj1rji1abo1_1280-200x167.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_mxs6f9AYZj1rji1abo1_1280-400x334.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 984px) 100vw, 984px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nWhat I hope is that the reaction to Zac Efron is also &#8220;Fuck you, but I love you cause you&#8217;re fabulous&#8221; as opposed to dismissing him. It seems like it is that, because he seems to have the respect of his peers, and he seems very well-liked, but I worry that there are a lot of people telling him ways in which to manipulate his image. The condoms. Oh hi, I just happen to be naked on the balcony. I don&#8217;t mind him teasing his body to people or what they call &#8220;gay-baiting&#8221;, which they accuse <strong>Nick Jonas<\/strong> of doing too. The interesting thing is that Nick Jonas is very honest about it. He&#8217;s like, &#8220;I am absolutely doing that. I wouldn&#8217;t call it &#8216;baiting.&#8217; I have a lot of gay fans and they really like me and they really like my body and I&#8217;m really proud of my body and here it is.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/giphy-1.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/giphy-1.gif\" alt=\"giphy-1\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114201\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In a way, Nick Jonas is doing what I&#8217;d like to see Zac Efron do. Nick Jonas is actually doing edgier material. Playing a closeted fratboy on <em>Scream Queens<\/em>, or playing that boxer who may or may not be queer in <em>Kingdom<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>I worry about Zac Efron because I think he is potentially a major MAJOR movie star. <\/p>\n<p>According to most people&#8217;s reports, <em>Dirty Grandpa<\/em> is a nadir of pretty much everyone&#8217;s careers. Even <strong>Aubrey Plaza<\/strong>, who is so funny, does not come across well. Like, enough. Who is leading his career? Zac Efron has the potential to be a 21st-century male sex symbol pinup. In the way we&#8217;ve talked about with <strong>Burt Reynolds, Richard Gere, Errol Flynn<\/strong>. Like with them, the structure of Zac Efron&#8217;s body &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Rincez-vous-loeil-avec-ces-GIFs-de-Zac-Efron-torse-nu.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Rincez-vous-loeil-avec-ces-GIFs-de-Zac-Efron-torse-nu.jpg\" alt=\"Rincez-vous-loeil-avec-ces-GIFs-de-Zac-Efron-torse-nu\" width=\"550\" height=\"550\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114202\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Rincez-vous-loeil-avec-ces-GIFs-de-Zac-Efron-torse-nu.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Rincez-vous-loeil-avec-ces-GIFs-de-Zac-Efron-torse-nu-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Rincez-vous-loeil-avec-ces-GIFs-de-Zac-Efron-torse-nu-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Rincez-vous-loeil-avec-ces-GIFs-de-Zac-Efron-torse-nu-400x400.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> Insane.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> It&#8217;s designed to make us think about sex. He takes care of his body, he works on his body. He has had a little bit of issues with drugs, he did a stint in rehab. He has the charisma, but sometimes that charisma can hurt you, or trap you. <\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> Let&#8217;s think about that. Someone like Burt Reynolds or Errol Flynn, in their heyday &#8230; What happened with them is happening with Channing right now.  It&#8217;s not happening with Zac yet, but Channing is 10 years older, so that may be the difference. But as with Burt, or Errol, or Richard Gere, whatever, the industry recognized the value of what a male sex-symbol movie star like that brings to a project, and gathered its forces to put them in stuff that gave the public what it wanted. So there&#8217;s Burt Reynolds doing all these films for different audiences, that all became one audience, like <i>Smokey and the Bandit<\/i> and <em>Deliverance<\/em> and <em>Starting Over<\/em> &#8230; People could not get enough of him.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/b4s_etc_burtreynold_167496a_8col.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/b4s_etc_burtreynold_167496a_8col.jpg\" alt=\"b4s_etc_burtreynold_167496a_8col\" width=\"672\" height=\"498\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/b4s_etc_burtreynold_167496a_8col.jpg 672w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/b4s_etc_burtreynold_167496a_8col-100x74.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/b4s_etc_burtreynold_167496a_8col-200x148.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/b4s_etc_burtreynold_167496a_8col-400x296.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 672px) 100vw, 672px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> Efron has not had a <em>Smokey and the Bandit <\/em>yet, he has not had a <em>Robin Hood<\/em> yet, he has not had a <em>Magic Mike<\/em> yet &#8230; <\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> The industry misses the point with this all the time, especially with men. It is slow to value megawatt male stardom like that. Those men are CAST in stuff, of course, because they&#8217;re gorgeous, but nobody seems to know where to put them at first. Stories need to be designed FOR them. And so where do you PUT Zac Efron? Someone like Seth Rogen, an industry insider at this point, but there&#8217;s an independent outsider-ness to him as well &#8211; created the character in <em>Neighbors<\/em> probably with Zac Efron in mind &#8230; and went about getting out of the way to let Efron do his surprisingly complex and touching thing, as well as the megawatt superstar thing too. But let&#8217;s think about where he&#8217;s at right now in his career and what&#8217;s happening with some of those other former teeny-boppers: what if Efron was put into a Coen Brothers movie &#8211; as just happened with Justin Timberlake, as just happened with Channing Tatum, or what if Efron was put into a Woody Allen movie &#8211; which happened to Leonardo DiCaprio&#8230; <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> Right, Zac Efron hasn&#8217;t had that yet at all. It&#8217;ll be interesting to see if those offers start coming in.<\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> I just saw <em>The Vow<\/em> with Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams, and it&#8217;s pretty bad. Channing Tatum plays a bohemian independent record producer who has a bunch of bohemian friends, and it&#8217;s like &#8230; For real?  Bohemians don&#8217;t have bodies like that, who are you kidding. But strippers DO have bodies like that, right? But where do you PUT Channing Tatum, except in rom-coms? Or maybe war movies. And then suddenly, same year as <i>The Vow<\/i>, along comes Steven Soderbergh&#8217;s <i>Magic Mike<\/i> &#8230; and Channing&#8217;s stripper past is now public knowledge, and it all falls into place for him. He suddenly got to be himSELF. And Boom: Superstardom. <em>Magic Mike<\/em> changed the game.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JbIvOf0Xmzo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> The game-changer for Channing Tatum was <em>Magic Mike<\/em> because it came FROM Channing Tatum. It&#8217;s HIS story. What will be the same thing for Zac Efron? You and I hope &#8211; because we like him so much and we respond to his charisma and also just the pure sex of him &#8211; not a bad thing! &#8211; that he will find projects that will acknowledge his beauty, and use him correctly. Back in the day, we had, say, <strong>Sophia Loren<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/6105466_10-sophia-loren-movies-you-have-to-see_e6b4d578_m.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/6105466_10-sophia-loren-movies-you-have-to-see_e6b4d578_m.jpg\" alt=\"6105466_10-sophia-loren--movies-you-have-to-see_e6b4d578_m\" width=\"640\" height=\"376\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114204\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/6105466_10-sophia-loren-movies-you-have-to-see_e6b4d578_m.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/6105466_10-sophia-loren-movies-you-have-to-see_e6b4d578_m-100x59.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/6105466_10-sophia-loren-movies-you-have-to-see_e6b4d578_m-200x118.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/6105466_10-sophia-loren-movies-you-have-to-see_e6b4d578_m-400x235.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nShe was so unbelievably gorgeous, she had to become a star, and then everyone realized what a wonderful actress she was too, which she was all along, of course.<\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> Brigitte Bardot.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> There are any number of freakishly gorgeous people who then showed us what wonderful actors they were. But it started with the looks. Hollywood is based on this kind of objectification. I&#8217;m not mad about it. I&#8217;m happy to go see those people. <\/p>\n<p>And as long as Zac Efron takes off his clothes and keeps teasing us with how much of his clothes he&#8217;s going to take off, I&#8217;ll still go see his movies. But it will be interesting to see if he gets the chance to develop more. <em>Neighbors<\/em> was a pretty typical movie, genre-wise, and then he did something extra with it. That &#8220;extra&#8221; was all him.<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Watch-the-Official-Trailer-for-Neighbors-starring-Zac-Efron-Seth-Rogen-and-Rose-Byrne-0.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Watch-the-Official-Trailer-for-Neighbors-starring-Zac-Efron-Seth-Rogen-and-Rose-Byrne-0.jpg\" alt=\"Watch-the-Official-Trailer-for-Neighbors-starring-Zac-Efron-Seth-Rogen-and-Rose-Byrne-0\" width=\"960\" height=\"540\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Watch-the-Official-Trailer-for-Neighbors-starring-Zac-Efron-Seth-Rogen-and-Rose-Byrne-0.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Watch-the-Official-Trailer-for-Neighbors-starring-Zac-Efron-Seth-Rogen-and-Rose-Byrne-0-100x56.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Watch-the-Official-Trailer-for-Neighbors-starring-Zac-Efron-Seth-Rogen-and-Rose-Byrne-0-200x113.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Watch-the-Official-Trailer-for-Neighbors-starring-Zac-Efron-Seth-Rogen-and-Rose-Byrne-0-400x225.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nWhat if he had a movie that was already &#8220;extra&#8221; &#8230; could he show up to that, too?<\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> I really think he could. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> I worry about him. [<em>Long pause.<\/em>] And I want to see his dick. <\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> I think we should probably end there.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> Please.<\/p>\n<p><h1>About half an hour passed, and then we came back to Efron. Clearly, we weren&#8217;t done.<\/h1>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> Thinking more about <strong>Zac Efron<\/strong> and <strong>Daniel Radcliffe<\/strong> as far as being famous as kids in major cultural phenomenons and then how they&#8217;ve proceeded through their careers. Radcliffe decided to go do <i>Equus<\/i>, which then came to Broadway. He took that risk which was extraordinary. He didn&#8217;t have to take that kind of risk. That&#8217;s <em>insane<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/20070227-equus_1758633i.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/20070227-equus_1758633i.jpg\" alt=\"20070227-equus_1758633i\" width=\"620\" height=\"388\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/20070227-equus_1758633i.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/20070227-equus_1758633i-100x63.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/20070227-equus_1758633i-200x125.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/20070227-equus_1758633i-400x250.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<i>Daniel Radcliffe in &#8220;Equus&#8221; (2007)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>And that choice says to me that he&#8217;s a real artist because he was willing to take that kind of risk.<\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> People laughed about him doing it. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> Yes! People laughed and made fun of him for it. And of course, now he&#8217;s gone on to have quite a successful stage career. But the perception at the time was dismissive. It was a huge risk for him.<\/p>\n<p>It was like when <strong>Cher<\/strong> first went and saw <em>Silkwood<\/em> by herself in a movie theatre. She had disguised herself and sat there with a regular audience. The credits came up in the beginning, and there were the names &#8211; <strong>Meryl Streep<\/strong> &#8211; <strong>Kurt Russell<\/strong> &#8211; and when her name came up, the audience burst into laughter. It was like: CHER coming up after those two names? People thought it was hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/6865308296_c95ba80e69_z.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/6865308296_c95ba80e69_z.jpg\" alt=\"6865308296_c95ba80e69_z\" width=\"640\" height=\"446\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/6865308296_c95ba80e69_z.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/6865308296_c95ba80e69_z-100x70.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/6865308296_c95ba80e69_z-200x139.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/6865308296_c95ba80e69_z-400x279.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nThen, of course, she was nominated for an Oscar for her performance in <i>Silkwood<\/i>, and then she won the Oscar for <i>Moonstruck<\/i>, and everyone stopped laughing. But she had to be courageous enough to take that risk in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hbcwr0kf.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hbcwr0kf.jpg\" alt=\"hbcwr0kf\" width=\"380\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hbcwr0kf.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hbcwr0kf-95x100.jpg 95w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hbcwr0kf-190x200.jpg 190w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But Efron and <strong>Channing Tatum<\/strong> &#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Okay. Here&#8217;s the thing. I think Channing Tatum actually is already doing this with <em>Magic Mike<\/em> and maybe even in the <strong>Coen Brothers<\/strong>&#8216; movie too.<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GIF_hail_caesar_channing_tatum_2.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/GIF_hail_caesar_channing_tatum_2.gif\" alt=\"GIF_hail_caesar_channing_tatum_2\" width=\"540\" height=\"290\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114336\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nIf Zac Efron can figure out how to tap into that thing going on now where it&#8217;s now <em>okay<\/em> for men to admit a sexual attraction to other men and still be straight &#8211; in the way that women can do with women, and gay men can do with women &#8230; Men have never been allowed to say, &#8220;Fuck. If I were gay, I&#8217;d stick my dick in Zac Efron.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> There&#8217;s that great anecdote about Carl Perkins first meeting Elvis. Perkins shook hands with Elvis, did some small talk, kept it together, but the second Elvis walked away, Carl Perkins said to someone standing right there, &#8220;That&#8217;s the best-looking man I&#8217;ve ever seen before in my life.&#8221; Carl Perkins wasn&#8217;t gay, but he didn&#8217;t care, he HAD to address it. Quentin Tarantino showed that in the first scene of <i>True Romance<\/i>, when Christian Slater says, &#8220;If I HAD to fuck a guy, I&#8217;d fuck Elvis.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_myoya23G7K1r6znxco1_500.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_myoya23G7K1r6znxco1_500.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_myoya23G7K1r6znxco1_500\" width=\"500\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114343\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> Right! But straight men, in general, have a hard time admitting that. It&#8217;s way too threatening. But it&#8217;s changing now, and Zac Efron is tapping into it to some degree, but what if he tapped into it <em>deliberately<\/em>? What if there was an <em>American Gigolo<\/em>-type of movie for him? <\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/AmericanGigoloMP.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/AmericanGigoloMP.jpg\" alt=\"AmericanGigoloMP\" width=\"450\" height=\"677\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/AmericanGigoloMP.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/AmericanGigoloMP-66x100.jpg 66w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/AmericanGigoloMP-133x200.jpg 133w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/AmericanGigoloMP-266x400.jpg 266w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nWhat if there was something of substance that tapped into it and used him to do it? <em>Neighbors<\/em> taps into it: Seth Rogen has that line: &#8220;He looks like he has been created in a lab by gay men.&#8221; It&#8217;s Rogen&#8217;s way of acknowledging: <em>Holy crap, that&#8217;s what beautiful men are supposed to look like.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>But what if there was a more serious exploration of it? That&#8217;s what will turn Zac Efron from a movie star into &#8230; something else. A phenomenon, like what&#8217;s happening with Channing. But someone&#8217;s gotta <em>write<\/em> that script for him. And who knows if we&#8217;re even ready to talk about it, but it&#8217;s already happening and he&#8217;s a part of it. As is Channing Tatum.<\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> It&#8217;d have to be written by a man, a man who&#8217;s open to that stuff. It&#8217;s not Judd Apatow.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> Apatow is too conventional.<\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> Apatow is a domesticated suburban man, comparatively.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> It would have to be someone like <strong>James Franco<\/strong>. James Franco could write it, because James Franco&#8217;s entire career is based on: &#8220;I may not have sex with men, but the idea of having sex with men is fascinating to me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/giphy3.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/giphy3.gif\" alt=\"giphy\" width=\"500\" height=\"343\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114332\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> &#8220;I could be talked into it.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> &#8220;I could be talked into it or I could talk you into it, or let&#8217;s talk about it.&#8221; Even in <em>This is the End<\/em>, there&#8217;s that whole discussion, and one of them says, &#8220;At some point, Franco&#8217;s gonna suck our dicks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/this-is-the-end-james-franco-craig-robinson-seth-rogen-danny-mcbride-jonah-hill-columbia-pictures.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/this-is-the-end-james-franco-craig-robinson-seth-rogen-danny-mcbride-jonah-hill-columbia-pictures.jpg\" alt=\"this-is-the-end-james-franco-craig-robinson-seth-rogen-danny-mcbride-jonah-hill-columbia-pictures\" width=\"550\" height=\"426\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/this-is-the-end-james-franco-craig-robinson-seth-rogen-danny-mcbride-jonah-hill-columbia-pictures.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/this-is-the-end-james-franco-craig-robinson-seth-rogen-danny-mcbride-jonah-hill-columbia-pictures-100x77.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/this-is-the-end-james-franco-craig-robinson-seth-rogen-danny-mcbride-jonah-hill-columbia-pictures-200x155.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/this-is-the-end-james-franco-craig-robinson-seth-rogen-danny-mcbride-jonah-hill-columbia-pictures-400x310.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<i>The dudebros of Seth Rogen&#8217;s &#8220;This Is the End.&#8221; I love this movie.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> Of course it&#8217;s gonna be Franco!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> If they&#8217;re stuck there forever, and someone&#8217;s gonna have to do the dick-sucking, it&#8217;s gonna be Franco. <\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM and MF:<\/strong><\/big> [<i>Laughing that goes on for some time.<\/i>]<\/p>\n<p><big><strong>SOM:<\/big> Everything seems to depend on the straight boys &#8230; maybe because they hold that kind of power &#8230;?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><big><strong>MF:<\/strong><\/big> Yes. They hold the power to change. To change everything, to change the conversation, to change how straight men talk about this stuff. <em>We<\/em> can have that conversation, amongst ourselves, but until they&#8217;re on board with it, we&#8217;re still stuck. But do straight men have the balls to really <i>address<\/i> this? That&#8217;s what Zac Efron needs. If someone can write something for him that pokes a hole in the balloon that is that thing &#8230; the male fear of finding other men sexually attractive &#8230; and that balloon is being pierced, culturally, already &#8211; <em>Magic Mike<\/em> being a huge part of it &#8211; and if Efron could be a part of something like that <i>deliberately<\/i> &#8230; I mean, sky&#8217;s the limit, right?<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/zac-efron-birthday-october-18-2013-thousands-of-gifs.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/zac-efron-birthday-october-18-2013-thousands-of-gifs.gif\" alt=\"zac-efron-birthday-october-18-2013-thousands-of-gifs\" width=\"500\" height=\"270\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-114345\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part 1: Justin Timberlake, Lena Horne, Doris Day, Jill Clayburgh, Cary Grant, Don Rickles. 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