{"id":1300,"date":"2004-07-06T13:14:27","date_gmt":"2004-07-06T17:14:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1300"},"modified":"2024-10-27T15:17:02","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T19:17:02","slug":"in-honor-of-this-intl-kissing-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1300","title":{"rendered":"In honor of this Int’l Kissing Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dad, you don’t have to read this one.<\/p>\n

I’ll list my top 5 kisses. In order of greatness. Criteria is wide-ranging and I will leave it somewhat mysterious, with clues only discernible, at times, to me.<\/p>\n


\n1. “Crazy Erik”.<\/p>\n

2. Holding down poor Keith M. behind the fort on the playground in 5th grade and giving him a kiss on the cheek. He was like a mini-Fonz. He wore a leather jacket. He put a comb in his back pocket. He was the epitome of cool.<\/p>\n

3. Under the arches at college. He asked permission. Very cute.<\/p>\n

4. Two disgruntled Renaissance cherubs.<\/p>\n

5. How sad but I remember the date. Also sad is that it was so long ago. April 29, 1994. Best. Kiss. Ever<\/b>.<\/p>\n

Thanks, boys. Smooch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dad, you don’t have to read this one. I’ll list my top 5 kisses. In order of greatness. Criteria is wide-ranging and I will leave it somewhat mysterious, with clues only discernible, at times, to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1300"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17353,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions\/17353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}