{"id":134087,"date":"2017-12-14T12:29:27","date_gmt":"2017-12-14T17:29:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=134087"},"modified":"2024-10-27T15:26:01","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T19:26:01","slug":"tbt-3-a-m-many-years-ago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=134087","title":{"rendered":"#TBT 3 a.m. Many years ago."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?attachment_id=134088\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-134088\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/10399652_43392082631_3621_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"604\" height=\"439\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134088\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/10399652_43392082631_3621_n.jpg 604w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/10399652_43392082631_3621_n-100x73.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/10399652_43392082631_3621_n-200x145.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/10399652_43392082631_3621_n-400x291.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nGet up off the floor, Sheila. You can do it. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?attachment_id=134091\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-134091\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/asshole.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"459\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134091\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/asshole.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/asshole-100x72.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/asshole-200x143.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/asshole-400x287.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nOh &#8230; okay &#8230; you&#8217;re standing now &#8230; but you&#8217;re still an asshole!<\/p>\n<p>The joke that night &#8211; a frigid night in Chicago &#8211; was that I (light paraphrase) &#8220;looked like a member of a defunct royal family, a Hapsburg or something like that, and now you&#8217;re a scandalous partygirl with no throne to inherit.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>These are my friends. This is how they talk. &#8220;Hey you guys doesn&#8217;t Sheila look like some Hapsburg princess without a throne and now all she does is get wasted in Gstaad?&#8221; &#8220;Oh my God she totally does.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>A sense of humor involving the Hapsburgs is pretty hard to come by. Especially among wild (as in, practically feral) 20-something actors who live on coffee, Jager shots and bar food, and never go to sleep because they&#8217;re having too much fun. It&#8217;s a good thing we all found each other.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get up off the floor, Sheila. You can do it. Oh &#8230; okay &#8230; you&#8217;re standing now &#8230; but you&#8217;re still an asshole! The joke that night &#8211; a frigid night in Chicago &#8211; was that I (light paraphrase) &#8220;looked &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=134087\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[600,2496],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134087"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=134087"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":134100,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134087\/revisions\/134100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=134087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=134087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=134087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}