{"id":1544,"date":"2004-08-06T10:01:52","date_gmt":"2004-08-06T14:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1544"},"modified":"2010-07-10T17:17:44","modified_gmt":"2010-07-10T21:17:44","slug":"gobble-gobble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1544","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Gobble Gobble&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.taintedbill.com\/archives\/002877.html\">So Bill saw <i>Gigli<\/i> last night,<\/a> in order to satisfy his morbid curiosity.  I love that he reviewed the movie AS it was occurring.<\/p>\n<p>I actually saw that damn thing in a MOVIE THEATRE &#8211; with a bunch of other people there just to satisfy their morbid curiosity about the train wreck.<\/p>\n<p>It was hilarious.  It felt like an old Shakespeare play at the Globe, and we were the rowdy groundlings.  We were shouting at the screen, muttering to one another, guffawing at inappropriate moments &#8211; It was an interactive experience.<\/p>\n<p>The girl who took our tickets laughed in our faces.  &#8220;There&#8217;s nobody else up there, you know&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You know when the ticket-taker laughs at you that you&#8217;ve got a real bomb on your hands!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Bill saw Gigli last night, in order to satisfy his morbid curiosity. I love that he reviewed the movie AS it was occurring. I actually saw that damn thing in a MOVIE THEATRE &#8211; with a bunch of other &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1544\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1544"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16051,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions\/16051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}