{"id":1560,"date":"2004-08-09T14:01:12","date_gmt":"2004-08-09T18:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1560"},"modified":"2010-07-12T09:43:11","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T13:43:11","slug":"quotes-from-a-movie-jen-and-i-saw-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1560","title":{"rendered":"Quotes from a movie Jen and I saw last night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; for the umpteenth time.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And stop calling me Shirley.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stewardess?  I speak jive.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jen and I commented on the fact that we couldn&#8217;t even LAUGH during the &#8220;jive-translation&#8221; scene, because it is too funny.  We could only laugh once it was over.<\/p>\n<p>Things I had forgotten:<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Leslie Nielsen giving a random Pap smear in the middle of the airplane<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; How funny Lloyd Bridges&#8217; disintegration of personality is<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; the RIDICULOUS disco dancing scene in the bar &#8220;during the war&#8221; &#8211; Er &#8211; what war would that be?  Jen and I were laughing so hard we were crying.  I said at one point, &#8220;Look at the extras.  It&#8217;s a mixture of pirates and disco dancers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; the automatic pilot never fails to reduce me into a puddle of laughter<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Leslie Nielsen is brilliant.  How in the world did he not laugh.  How????<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; the stewardess who knocks out the IV with her guitar.  What struck me as so freakin&#8217; funny during THIS viewing was how HARD she sings that song.  She is BELTING out those notes.  Jen and I were howling.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; the arguing announcers at the airport.  Heh heh heh<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; the man in the turban who douses himself with gasoline rather than listen to his seatmate&#8217;s long long LONG stories about the &#8220;war&#8221;.  What struck me was this:  There he is, pouring gasoline over his body &#8211; Then: he lights a match.  At that moment, the stewardess comes over, and a long conversation ensues, where she tries to convince him he has to take over as pilot.  During that entire conversation, the turbaned-man sits, watching, holding up this lit match &#8230; as it burns down to the end.  He never turns to look at the match, or blow it out &#8211; He is frozen.  Hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>So much more.<\/p>\n<p>This movie is sheer liquid joy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; for the umpteenth time. &#8220;And stop calling me Shirley.&#8221; &#8220;I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.&#8221; &#8220;Stewardess? I speak jive.&#8221; Jen and I commented on the fact that we couldn&#8217;t even LAUGH during the &#8220;jive-translation&#8221; scene, because &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1560\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17469,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560\/revisions\/17469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}