{"id":163391,"date":"2002-10-27T11:36:29","date_gmt":"2002-10-27T16:36:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=163391"},"modified":"2020-11-18T11:37:20","modified_gmt":"2020-11-18T16:37:20","slug":"charm-use-your-charm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=163391","title":{"rendered":"Charm&#8230;Use your charm &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nCHARM &#8230; USE YOUR CHARM &#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Okay, so I have just been informed by Jayne, a good friend from high school and beyond, that I left her off the list of <em>What&#8217;s Up Doc<\/em> freaks a couple posts back. How could I have forgotten?? In the words of Mr. Larabie at the end of the film: &#8220;Of COURSE! No WONDER it sounds so FAMILIAR!!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Jayne has sent in a fabulous list of quotes from the film, never before seen on this blog. It was the first email I opened this morning, and I started laughing out loud immediately. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Put these things in a taxi.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, Eunice.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know how you feel &#8211; I hate it when my igneous rocks are even touched!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;SURE, it&#8217;s easy for you, eveywhere you go, women, women, women, another heart broken. You call it joking, Eunice and I, we call it lust!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Don&#8217;t you know the meaning of propriety?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Propriety? Noun. Conformity to established standards of behavior or manners, suitability, rightness or justice. See etiquette.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There is no Hans, Mrs. Van Hoskins, there is only me, Fritz.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, what a shame!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;May I suggest that you shut yourself in the bathroom for a few moments while I search your room.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, well, what if it&#8217;s in there?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It won&#8217;t be, Miss Burns. Snakes, as you know, live in mortal fear of&#8230;um&#8230;tile.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re upside down.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What tie is that, Eunice?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The tie in your hand.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You are not going to say &#8216;Hi, My name&#8217;s Howard&#8217; &#8211; anyone can say that! Anyone!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Anyone named Howard.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m not looking for romance. I&#8217;m looking for something stronger. As the years go by romance fades and something else takes its place. Do you know what that is?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Senility?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Trust.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s what I meant.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;These are my pre-paleozoic tambula rocks.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes&#8230;of course they are.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am not a Eunice Burns, I am THE Eunice Burns.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My natural curiosity was aroused! And so I did a little research on Mr. Bunkister and Miss Burns. I don&#8217;t know who he is, but she is definitely not herself.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CHARM &#8230; USE YOUR CHARM &#8230; Okay, so I have just been informed by Jayne, a good friend from high school and beyond, that I left her off the list of What&#8217;s Up Doc freaks a couple posts back. How &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=163391\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[532,440,1328],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=163391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":163392,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163391\/revisions\/163392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=163391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=163391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=163391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}