{"id":1814,"date":"2004-10-22T15:00:07","date_gmt":"2004-10-22T19:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1814"},"modified":"2010-07-12T10:43:10","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T14:43:10","slug":"my-kind-of-invite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1814","title":{"rendered":"My Kind of Invite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sister is hosting a &#8220;game party&#8221; on Saturday night &#8230; for obvious reasons.  The invite reads, in part:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Saturday night, to get that World Series off to a good start, I am having a game party.  Or rather, I am having people over to watch the game.  We will not party.  We will concentrate intently on the game.  We will send good vibes.  We will make fun of Joe Buck.   Maybe later we will have a party.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I have read your invite about 3 times, and continue to find it funny.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We will not party.  We will concentrate intently on the game.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I am so there.  And I will completely follow your instructions.  I will not party.  I will concentrate intently on the game and send good vibes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister is hosting a &#8220;game party&#8221; on Saturday night &#8230; for obvious reasons. The invite reads, in part: Saturday night, to get that World Series off to a good start, I am having a game party. Or rather, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1814\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1814"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17653,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions\/17653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}