{"id":2160,"date":"2004-12-07T09:27:17","date_gmt":"2004-12-07T14:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2160"},"modified":"2010-07-12T12:11:34","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T16:11:34","slug":"the-relief-of-openly-being-a-jackass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2160","title":{"rendered":"The Relief In Openly Being a Jackass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Quotes from emails to my friend David in the past week<\/b><\/p>\n<p>From:  Red<br \/>\nTo:  David<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; Have I mentioned to you before how dense I am, and how I have no idea what is up with me at any given moment?  I can tell you in detail about Cary Grant&#8217;s childhood, but if you say, &#8220;Why are you upset?&#8221; I will give you a blank look like &#8220;What the fuck are you talking about?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>From:  Red<br \/>\nTo:  David<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; I have had this huge soul-growth week and I feel like a complete and utter jackass.  But it&#8217;s good.  It&#8217;s good to just <i>openly <\/i>be a jackass, as opposed to trying to be cool and &#8220;okay with everything&#8221;, and &#8220;Yeah, whatever, man, it&#8217;s cool, it&#8217;s cool.&#8221;  Well, you know what?  IT&#8217;S NOT COOL!  What a fucking relief.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quotes from emails to my friend David in the past week From: Red To: David &#8230; Have I mentioned to you before how dense I am, and how I have no idea what is up with me at any given &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2160\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[600],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2160"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18072,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160\/revisions\/18072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}