I am going to pull all of the Jewel-esque poems written in the comments sections below and post them here. (If you have no idea what I am up to here, and missed yesterday’s madness, scroll down and all will become clear.) These poems need to be shared, out in the open.<\/p>\n
The authoresses of these bitchy parodies? Emily<\/a>. Alex<\/a>. And myself.<\/p>\n Feel free to add more. As a matter of fact, PLEASE add more.<\/p>\n Here’s one by Alex<\/b>:<\/p>\n Alone One by Emily<\/b><\/p>\n I have brown hair (I have to admit, that one made me laugh out loud.)<\/p>\n Here’s another one, by Emily<\/b><\/p>\n I am tough And here’s my contribution<\/b><\/p>\n I I am going to pull all of the Jewel-esque poems written in the comments sections below and post them here. (If you have no idea what I am up to here, and missed yesterday’s madness, scroll down and all will … Continue reading
\nis a reminder
\nof how far
\nyour acceptance is from
\nunderstanding
\nexactly how
\nalone you really are.
\nTherefore,if you are
\nAlone
\nthen you cannot
\nunderstand
\nnor accept
\nyour own alone-ness.
\nThus
\nyou are reminded
\nconstantly
\nthat you are
\nAlone.
\nYou alone ass-wipe, loser, muther f*cker you<\/p>\n
\nI like pie
\nand grilled cheese sandwiches
\nwith ham
\nbut I don’t like to eat
\nwith
\ndirty
\nhands<\/p>\n
\nand have street credibility
\nbecause I
\nlived in my car
\nSure it was at my mom’s house and I had amenities and I was really only doing it because I was at that stupid age where I thought doing stuff like that was cool
\nbut I still know mean streets
\nwhen I see them
\nfrom
\nmy
\nlimo<\/p>\n
\nI have freckles
\nI have grey eyes
\nBut they are blind.
\nNearly.
\nI’m not pretty
\nAnd my nose is goofy in profile
\nBut I love the Wonder Twins
\nForm of …
\nAn ice-bitch.
\nI have terrible eyesight
\nI love to kiss
\nMy room is a cave
\nThe light hurts my terrible blind eyes
\nBut I still have freckles
\nI still have grey eyes
\nAnd I’m a pretentious twat with dirty hands<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"