{"id":2352,"date":"2005-02-01T21:37:45","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T02:37:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2352"},"modified":"2015-12-17T12:08:22","modified_gmt":"2015-12-17T17:08:22","slug":"in-the-world-of-superheroes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2352","title":{"rendered":"In the world of superheroes \u2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>one can only assume (and demand) that there is ALWAYS room for one more.<\/p>\n<p>There BETTER be, because my nephew Cashel recently had a dream where he was a superhero.  A new and improved superhero.  A superhero the world has never heard of before &#8230; and in my opinion, the world is the lesser for it.<\/p>\n<p>Cashel had a dream that he was a superhero with long limbs &#8211; limbs that could elongate and reach out &#8230; stretching across the acres &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What is the name of this new superhero?  Brought to life in Cashel&#8217;s subconscious mind?<\/p>\n<p>Stretchy Colorado.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, folks.  There&#8217;s a new superhero on the scene and his name is:<\/p>\n<p>STRETCHY COLORADO.<\/p>\n<p>I can think of MANY ways that good old &#8220;Stretchy Colorado&#8221; could be of use to our society.  Thank goodness he has finally arrived.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>one can only assume (and demand) that there is ALWAYS room for one more. There BETTER be, because my nephew Cashel recently had a dream where he was a superhero. A new and improved superhero. A superhero the world has &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2352\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2352"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111259,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352\/revisions\/111259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}